OOC: Nothing has really happened. Miner Dastostust died from terminal dehydration (with this clusterf**k of a transit system, it takes weeks to get to the kitchen) Should I try to understand this monstrous system and streamline it? It'll probably prevent Yet Another Stupid Death like this.
There's a secret I haven't told you all- I'm actually half elf. Yep. Father was a hippie. He was killed to death by these people I now rule. He was a simple merchant, and they killed him. I am tempted to kill them off one by one as vengeance for my father's murder. But I'm above genocide. I don't want the blood of the last
40 39 dwarves on my hands! ... Just kidding. I'm only half-elf, remember? I'll get this lot killed somehow. And if I have a second reason besides my father's murder, it's the ghosts. They make mealtime the worst, they brutalize the civilians, they mutilate the military, and I have to personally assign where their memorials will be placed, because most of these dead bastards have had their bodies burned to ashes, lost the the Glowing Pits, eaten by demons, smashed beyond recognition, or just misplaced by some drunken fool! What's worse, I have to mark them on a damned list, one by one, and this list contains the name of every tree-burning bastard that's ever stepped foot in this hellhole. Putting the dead to rest will take ages. You think living in Deathgate is Hell? Try the paperwork. Now THAT'S Hell.