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[Mitchewawa]

That Doren kid is hardcore. Someone make a note of him, and draft him if he makes it to adulthood.

His job is Survivor. He survives the shit out of everything.

[scaliper]

I must know...What's the value on that axe? Looks really expensive!

Also, congrats on not dying!


Also, in regards to roofing the Hellbase, as far as I could tell, the walls extended to the top of hell, thus blocking it from entrance. Had that not been the case, the flying beasts would have immediately pathed in and started killing everything. Out of curiosity...how have you managed to roof it over?

[Mitchewawa]

With the front gate, the area outside that was open, including the closed up gate. I was going to use that for traps, and the floor above that for crossbows.

I roofed it over by punching a hole in the wall then flooring every level. I think now I have one spare room, which I guess I'll make another tomb (the first one in hell is full).

E:

I closed off the adamantium gate in the Hell fort, and cancelled the construction of the roof,

[Mitchewawa]

Ok fellas, I haven't had an update recently for a reason. My computer is in the shop due to hardware difficulties, and I will not have access to my save file until (at the very most) the end of the week. Right now I'm on a back-up computer, so I'll still be here. I just can't play. I do promise an update the day I get my computer back though!

 

[Velard]

Dangit! I died in a hole!
Can you redorf me as warrior then?
Name: Velard
Custom Profession: the Cheese Bonanza.
Profession: Warrior, give me the strongest undorfed guy you've got! This time my death will be glorious! lol

[Eldes]

Sign me up for a turn! I've never done one of these before, and only one of my forts has ever breached Hell (ending in a massacre and abandon), so this should be !!Fun!!

Also, dwarf me:
Name: Eldes
Custom Profession: Samurai
Profession: Swordsdorf, not untrained, if possible.

[Eoganachta]

Sign me up too. I have been watching this since the start and I finally have the time! Our mead shall be warmed in !!Red Monster Tankards!!, Armok damn it!

[Mitchewawa]

My computer is back from the shop. And the save is still in it! Hallelujah!
I'll play a game tonight, I have time. I'll be dwarfing Velard and Eldes.
I've already got interesting pics of what I've been working on before my computer got taken in.

_{PS. I feel warm inside whenever I see someone with one of my quotes in their sig 
Been quoted 5 times. /flex}

E: Woops, time slipped by. New Terraria update. I'll have next episode up tomorrow, hopefully in the morning.

[Velard]

Mitchewawa is one of our best overseers so far! You rock, dude!
(Also, love the TTGL reference in your title, TTGL FTW!)

[Mitchewawa]

The life of Mitchewawa, Ruler of Deathgate

Chapter 6: Wishing you years of mental illness, signed Mitch.

I believe I have spent too much time in a concussed state. I feel like it's been a week, yet it hasn't even progressed a day. Oh well, here's the plan!


Note: Since the beginning of construction, I have changed the layout of the front bridge.



Repeating upright spike traps; the type demons can't simply step over (unlike weapon traps). Perhaps they dodge into the bottomless pit?


1st Hematite:
Construction continues...

...and the last of the ghosts has been put to rest. Well, there is this one who refuses to be engraved; a macedwarf I believe to have come from the caravan. Fuck you 'Rith Cattensomething'

Someone tried to mess with me but I fucked his shit up.



16th Hematite:
15 days have passed and construction is nearly done! The walls, anyway. Oh, and we have a murder mystery!


This dog was last seen in hell, with the blood of two dwarves trailing behind it. A full investigation is underway to see if this dog was the murderer or just in the wrong place at the wrong time.


25th Hematite:
A new lead on the murder case!

There is blood all over this bedroom, plus a whole bunch of rock. Is it symbolism? Was he beaten to death with 20 diorites?

Two dwarves of the military have sworn an oath to some sort of higher power, a god of war. They've taken up new names. Good for them.

But before I show their names, I have a special news report!

Dear Previous Overseers
What the holy fuck?

Wishing you years of mental illness, signed Mitch.


5th Malachite:
I got around to finding out more about Velard and Eldes, swordsmen with the either wacky or foriegn-and-untrustworthy professions of 'Cheese Bonanza' (I would've gone with 'Banana Bonanza') and 'Samurai' (some sort of elf word I think).

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Velard seems to like flings and gloomy-trolls for their macabre ways. She is a competent swordslady.

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Eldes is one old motherfucker. I have to commend him on surviving military service for that long. I also have to ridicule his mere competent level of swordsmanship after all these years, though I have to suspect that has to do more with the overseer's administration then Eldes's laziness.

Construction of the front is complete. I just have to install traps and set up the archer's post the floor above it and I've finished the defence part of my architectural plan. On a side note I knocked a hole in my new room for garbage disposal, and now everyone is using my room as their trash-hole. Oh well, I'm popular now.

[Velard]

Hahaha I like my new dorf already!

[Eldes]

Awesome. I'm a cool old guy.

Also, I seem to have been missed on the Overseer list.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Is the Noticer of Things (Aka That Aussie Dwarf) still around?

[Mitchewawa]

Yeah, he's still alive. Noticed him in the job list while looking for suspended buildings.

[Mitchewawa]

Hahaha I like my new dorf already!

I just realised your last name 'Tuntholest' is two letters away from being an incredible cuss word. I'm not going to say it out loud, but the letters are 'c' and 'm', respectively.