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[AnimaRytak]

We'll cage the elves, strip them naked, and install the cages in our new strip club.

Eyurgh, who'd wanna look at that? Just commission some statues, they'll last longer.

Ya never know.  There's some real sicko's in Deathgate.  Some people like those hairless, skinny creatures.

[ThatAussieGuy]

We'll cage the elves, strip them naked, and install the cages in our new strip club.

Eyurgh, who'd wanna look at that? Just commission some statues, they'll last longer.

Ya never know.  There's some real sicko's in Deathgate.  Some people like those hairless, skinny creatures.

Especially marinated in a sunberry sauce

[Vahir]

Whatever you do, capture and breed the elves so as to have a plenty full supply of entertainment.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Can you actually breed elves?  I've only ever kept them in cages.  I've never had free-range elves, so I've never tested it.

[AnimaRytak]

Hmm.  There's a challenge for Deathgate, Elf Farm.

[Teh_Idort]

Dortimus, 13th Hematite , 775, Summer

MY DREAM, IT IS TAKING FOREVER. In the mean time, I believe Deathgate's finest squad, The Bells of Wilt, will bathe in blood for the first time, we fight together in the Arena.

If my men could ever get their gear together.... It's taken them almost a month to gather up their arms, let alone fight and train. I'll need to re-configure the stockpiles I think... Whoever put the gear stockpiles didn't think to gather all the gear still at the entrance of the fortress.

Mitchewa got scared by a wolf near the entrance while trying to put things away. I have half a mind to get the butcher working on all these stray animals we have in the halls. But when the Bookkeeper gave me the Ledger.... we happen to have a lot of animals.

End Journal, Dortimus.

(Urgh, I haven't been able to play much, and I blame Civ5. Sorry guys, I'll try to have a substantial update tomorrow, If the Bells of Wilt gather their Equipment in time.)

[AnimaRytak]

Bumpin' DG.

[Teh_Idort]

Ugh, Bad news.

Save got corrupted, not sure how. I try to load it and it crashes to desktop almost immediately.

That's moderately depressing.

Anybody know what that might be? There's no error screen, just says "not responding" and then it crashes out.

[kefkakrazy]

Kind of odd. When does it start doing that? When it tries to load the save?

I wonder if it's something silly.

[AnimaRytak]

Deathgate's madness has been corrupting the save a bit, but it hasn't FUBAR'd the save until now.  If you want to restart from the last save you can, or you can pass.  Hopefully it doesn't happen again.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Deathgate's madness has been corrupting the save a bit, but it hasn't FUBAR'd the save until now.  If you want to restart from the last save you can, or you can pass.  Hopefully it doesn't happen again.

When you gaze into the abyss, it looks back at you... and corrupts your savegame just to taunt you mercilessly.

[Teh_Idort]

Deathgate's madness has been corrupting the save a bit, but it hasn't FUBAR'd the save until now.

Son of a bitch.

To be honest, I'd love if you passed me for now, You know that feeling when you write up an essay and your dog yanks out the power cord 3 words from the end and then you have to reformat your PC because of some messed up shit and you can't salvage the HD and you have to write up a whole other essay in less than 3 hours because of your dog?

Well it isn't that bad of a feeling, but it's pretty bad. I'll take up another turn later.

[JoshBrickstien]

I'm afraid I'm no longer able to do this, sorry. Best of luck, everyone!

[Mitchewawa]

Deathgate's madness has been corrupting the save a bit, but it hasn't FUBAR'd the save until now.  If you want to restart from the last save you can, or you can pass.  Hopefully it doesn't happen again.

Actually it happened to me; it'd crash after a certain time every time I tried to play. So I got near the point of crashing, saved and exited, played for a few seconds, repeat. Eventually I got past the crash-spot and I went along without incident.

[kefkakrazy]

I'm afraid I'm no longer able to do this, sorry. Best of luck, everyone!

I think Deathgate has reached into intimidating people of the World.

*shudder*


(joking man)