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[tolkafox]

I don't know guys, this might actually be the end of the world. As we know it. (And I'm feeeeeling fine)

I mean, they said the new Duke Nukem would be released "Probably right before Jesus comes back, maybe after." Clearly, that is an irrefutable sign.

(We are talking about this rapture, right?)

[Miko19]

I'm to busy to have the world end.....on the other hand, I wouldn't mind finally unleashing my zombie annihilating powers.

[RenoFox]

We have now zombiefication and immortality in the game so we could have some guy pullinga jesus off XD.

In Soviet Fortress, Jesus eats YOUR flesh and blood!

[Interus]

So basically all us atheists are going to be stuck in Kevin Costners waterworld?
*Slits wrists*

Or that crappy version of Hyrule in the Windwaker.

As long as we have sapient boats.

Only one of us will have a sapient boat.  It probably won't be me

[Organum]

So basically all us atheists are going to be stuck in Kevin Costners waterworld?
*Slits wrists*

Or that crappy version of Hyrule in the Windwaker.

As long as we have sapient boats.

Only one of us will have a sapient boat.  It probably won't be me

You could always buy a boat and pretend it was sapient. Crazy sailors do it all the time.

[Putnam]

300 Million migrants cheesemakers people (according to some sources) will be raptured? Unemployment-problem: solved. That is if this happens only in the "western" world where the christian ideology is most common.  [/edit]

I think it's more than 60% of Christians live in Africa. Kind of the Western World, but not as "western" as Europe and North America.

[TerryDactyl]

Alright folks, here it is:

I'm a wizard, and that makes me an authority on this sort of thing.

If you talk about this 'rapture' thing, and give it enough credence to consider what exactly it would mean if this were truly the end of the world and to talk about it with living human beings face-to-face, you might get laid.

Hell, you might even procreate.

[tolkafox]

Don't worry, I have a kitten in a box. In the box with the kitten is a 'save the world' button. Clearly, we are all saved. And doomed. Simultaneously.

Schrodinger approves of this.

[Ogdibus]

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[tolkafox]

God, god, cancels rapture: Interrupted by Dwarf Fortress

All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell....

God, god, cancels Dwarf Fortress, Interrupted by Tolkafox
Tolkafox has been fed to beasts

Just out of curiosity, why is there an option for someone to be crucified in DF? And how is someone executed by being left out in the air?

Wait, this just in, the rapture has actually already happened. Toady has been taken to heaven, and the rest of us sinners are left with no more updates. Suffering is sure to ensue.

[612DwarfAvenue]

I don't know guys, this might actually be the end of the world. As we know it. (And I'm feeeeeling fine)

I see what you did there.

[Ultimuh]

Just out of curiosity, why is there an option for someone to be crucified in DF? And how is someone executed by being left out in the air?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion
An ancient roman death punishment.

[tolkafox]

been struck down.
been scuttled.
been hacked to pieces.
been beheaded.
been crucified.
been buried alive.
been executed by being left out in the air.
been executed by drowning.
been burned alive.
been fed to beasts.
been murdered by

Has anyone seen these deaths in legends, etc? Or is that for future release when we can feed people to beasts?

[Mel_Vixen]

Hephs log - Day one 1 after Rapture 4 oclock in the morning.

I dont know how but somehow i did survive. The sudden dissappearence of 0 people has shocked the world and virtually nothing happend. I dont know how long my food will last (hopefully till tomorrow so i can buy more) or if my power will keep up (need to pay the bill sometime) so i write this in a hurry.

You all there that are left in vast voids of this world, get in contact, share your experience, wealth and help with each other!
There are only 7 Billion people left and almost none of them have realized what just not happened. Go out and join the communities of the survivers, share your food and give aid, donate to toady and other surviver organisations, spay and neuter your pets, drive eco-friendly, by green-power, protest for peace, freedom, your civil rights, the end of the idiot patriot-act, against nuclear power as well as uncoventional gas and for better not by lobbys dictated laws, make friends, make peace, make love, scrap your guns! Maybe but only maybe we as Human civilisation can still go on with our head held up high after this darkest day of all days - well except for 90% of the days in the last 4 Billion years.

We may be alone now, but we are still living and for all the time we have left we can make this world as welcoming as possible!   

[612DwarfAvenue]

protest for peace

This is humanity. Even if you can persuade one side to stop fighting, who says the other side will stop?