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Lord Inquisitor

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Squads with/have suggestive names
« on: June 12, 2011, 09:02:23 pm »

Your bound to have come across some feudian stuff.

The Granite shafts
The Polished helms
The women of lashers
The halls of tightness
The bearded Dikes (close)
Golden Fountains
Wall of Squirting
Granite crabs (STD)
the crazed bodices

What have you got?
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Re: Squads with/have suggestive names
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2011, 09:06:37 pm »

The wall of squirting terrifies yet arouses me...

Draxis

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Re: Squads with/have suggestive names
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2011, 09:30:40 pm »

The Carnal Lance
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Re: Squads with/have suggestive names
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2011, 01:56:06 am »

The boots of oiling was one I had. Also, the edge of steel.

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2011, 04:31:58 am »

Everything tends to end up being suggestive, if you think hard enough.

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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2011, 05:02:20 am »

Oily Sticks ftw!
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2011, 05:22:02 am »

The Racks of Oiling...
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2011, 07:20:54 am »

The Red Razors :D

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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 12:34:36 pm »

The Princesses of Oiling.
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Re: Squads with/have suggestive names
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 02:42:46 pm »

Huh, who'da thunk dwarven soldiers are into S&M.

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« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 02:50:03 pm »

What do you expect from a bunch of soldiers?
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Re: Squads with/have suggestive names
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 04:37:12 pm »

The Sculpted Sacks
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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 04:45:17 pm »

The Passionate Beard (this one's not too bad I guess)
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Re: Squads with/have suggestive names
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 08:55:45 am »

On embark, the first suggestion for group name I received was "The Bodice of Breaching"..
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 09:08:11 am »

The Passionate Beard (this one's not too bad I guess)
Beards are a dwarf's first love, after all.
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