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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2011, 11:57:23 am »

My favorite thing to do is to try to get everything off an enemy unfortunate plaything I can before it dies.

First, I cut off the arms, then the legs. Then I cut off the ears and the nose. After that, I cut open the lower body until the guts spill out, and then cut those off. Finally, I bash the teeth out. If a creature lives through all this, I stab them in the upperbody until they die, or, if I'm feeling merciful, cut their head off.

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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #46 on: June 08, 2011, 08:25:39 pm »

If you go through the trouble to spill their guts and then cut their guts off, the least you should do is pick up their guts and beat them to death with their own severed guts.

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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2011, 09:06:31 pm »

If you go through the trouble to spill their guts and then cut their guts off, the least you should do is pick up their guts and beat them to death with their own severed guts.
I always imagine that as whipping people with their own intestines.
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #48 on: June 08, 2011, 10:30:26 pm »

My favorite thing to do is to try to get everything off an enemy unfortunate plaything I can before it dies.

First, I cut off the arms, then the legs. Then I cut off the ears and the nose. After that, I cut open the lower body until the guts spill out, and then cut those off. Finally, I bash the teeth out. If a creature lives through all this, I stab them in the upperbody until they die, or, if I'm feeling merciful, cut their head off.

Adventure mode sure is fun

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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #49 on: June 08, 2011, 10:48:47 pm »

My current adventurer uses a whip and cleaver. Lashes people making them pass out and then starts lopping off things. :)
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2011, 08:35:55 am »

If it's a woman then I strangle the neck to cause her to pass out then stab to the head.
If it's a man I start by slicing off his fingers and toes, then castrating him, then cutting his hands and feet off, then gouging out his eyes and tearing his ears and nose off, then curbstomp.
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2011, 10:15:52 am »

If it's a woman then I strangle the neck to cause her to pass out then stab to the head.
If it's a man I start by slicing off his fingers and toes, then castrating him, then cutting his hands and feet off, then gouging out his eyes and tearing his ears and nose off, then curbstomp.

You can castrate?!
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2011, 10:25:57 am »

I use genesis mod
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #53 on: June 09, 2011, 10:47:46 am »

Personally, I gouge out eyes. It's like a blindfold for me. After that, I grab my warhammer and break every bone except the skull. After that, I
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Then I slowly dismember them, cutting off the toes, fingers, then hands, feet, then lower arms and legs, etc. Finish it with the removal of noses, ears, teeth, and then the head.
If it's a woman then I strangle the neck to cause her to pass out then stab to the head.
If it's a man I start by slicing off his fingers and toes, then castrating him, then cutting his hands and feet off, then gouging out his eyes and tearing his ears and nose off, then curbstomp.
I'm starting to notice a pattern here...
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #54 on: June 09, 2011, 10:57:16 am »

mine would be cutting of their manhood and then beating them to death and once in a while shoving it down their throats
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #55 on: June 09, 2011, 10:58:49 am »

I just found my favourite way to kill a family. Well, it's more of a way to torture, but still, I'll put it here. (I'm running Genesis mod, btw)

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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #56 on: June 09, 2011, 11:13:44 am »

we really should see a doc and by my i mean every single person in the forums because im pretty sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #57 on: June 09, 2011, 11:26:44 am »

we really should see a doc and by my i mean every single person in the forums because im pretty sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas
We're doing the world a favor. Half of the things mentioned take extraordinary skill and precision. We weed out the not so good ones, and the skilled ones..... they were going to survive anyway. [/joke]
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2011, 11:31:04 am »

we really should see a doc and by my i mean every single person in the forums because im pretty sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas
somehow a picture of a a serial murderer lurking bay12forums just before going to his backyard to rape and mutilate some previously abducted children seemed very funny to me.
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Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2011, 11:34:15 am »

i need to take a break form df i laughed at this so much a fell of my couch im scared
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