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Author Topic: Kobold Appreciation Conference  (Read 75381 times)

Necro910

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #105 on: June 05, 2011, 07:35:19 pm »

I think you might be looking for a less brutal game, like Dead Space or God of War. If murdering parents infront of their kids in the most gruesome manner possible is too much for you, you have not played Dwarf Fortress.

You should be drowning babies by now, human.

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #106 on: June 05, 2011, 07:48:59 pm »

If murdering parents infront of their kids in the most gruesome manner possible is too much for you, you have not played Dwarf Fortress.

You should be drowning babies by now, human.
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #107 on: June 05, 2011, 07:58:49 pm »

Chances are, giving kobolds a omnivorous diet would help their population immensely. That and more boldlings.
Mark up another thing I want to change in the mod that I want to make...

...being rational is not only optional, but is frowned upon.  We hate elves.  We kill for socks.  We sacrifice nobles.  We love kobolds.

Can I sig this?
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...being rational is not only optional, but is frowned upon.  We hate elves.  We kill for socks.  We sacrifice nobles.  We love kobolds.
...but what does [LAYER_LINKED] actually do?

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #108 on: June 05, 2011, 08:33:20 pm »

I always encourage a good sigging.

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #109 on: June 05, 2011, 08:44:43 pm »

I think you might be looking for a less brutal game, like Dead Space or God of War. If murdering parents infront of their kids in the most gruesome manner possible is too much for you, you have not played Dwarf Fortress.

You should be drowning babies by now, human.
I think you misunderstood me - I only mean novelized stuff usually. In this game I can slaughter over 9000 kittens without batting an eyelash.
Like most of us. :P
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #110 on: June 05, 2011, 08:48:45 pm »

I think you might be looking for a less brutal game, like Dead Space or God of War. If murdering parents infront of their kids in the most gruesome manner possible is too much for you, you have not played Dwarf Fortress.

You should be drowning babies by now, human.
I think you misunderstood me - I only mean novelized stuff usually. In this game I can slaughter over 9000 kittens without batting an eyelash.
Like most of us. :P
So you can watch all this happen and laugh in their faces, but you cannot hear it? That doesn't make any sense.

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #111 on: June 05, 2011, 09:13:05 pm »

images make cutekobold look like they reproduce though nasal secrections or have noses wired to genitals like ferengi ears are.
Don't see any goblins unless you mean this http://gi341.photobucket.com/groups/o378/REKXMANLNW/124640499164jpg10001405.jpg?t=1307097158
the short/no snout female versions remind be of cutedaemonettes I saw someplace.

Personally still think http://images.wikia.com/forgottenrealms/images/5/5c/4e_kobolds.jpg is more accurate version of proper Kobalds.

Even if Kobalds are as weak as cutebolds are be nice to see them last longer than 4 years.
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #112 on: June 05, 2011, 09:44:49 pm »

Spoiler: Kobold and Goblin (click to show/hide)

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #113 on: June 05, 2011, 09:59:56 pm »

Spoiler: Kobold and Goblin (click to show/hide)

cutegoblin?
Someone else create a cutegoblin thread, I have a flooded volcano to deal with
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #114 on: June 05, 2011, 10:13:32 pm »

cutegoblin?
Someone else create a cutegoblin thread, I have a flooded volcano to deal with
The term is "Dawwblin".
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Soaplent green is goblins!

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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #115 on: June 05, 2011, 10:16:00 pm »

If you want your tame kobolds and mermaids to breed just remove their egglaying tag. Requires regen?
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #116 on: June 05, 2011, 10:52:03 pm »

cutegoblin?
Someone else create a cutegoblin thread, I have a flooded volcano to deal with
The term is "Dawwblin".
I don't think "dawwblin" fits the established cutebold/goblin relatioship. "Molestblin" is more like it.
If you want your tame kobolds and mermaids to breed just remove their egglaying tag. Requires regen?
I don't think changing creature raws requires a regen, though some people say it does. Try it.

By the way, anybody remember Deekin from Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2? Could very well be the first cutebold known to more than 20 people.
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #117 on: June 06, 2011, 02:11:03 pm »

I liked most this picture where player allowed kobold to steal...
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #118 on: June 06, 2011, 02:43:53 pm »

But this one is my favorite :



It pretty much explains where are kobolds situated on the scale of respect, aka between "unwanted trash remover" and "no better than vermin". And the elf's and dwarf's "oh god why must trash sit at our table ?" expression is priceless.
The Kobold is the only one wearing a tie.

It cracks me up every time.
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Re: Kobold Appreciate Conference
« Reply #119 on: June 06, 2011, 02:45:58 pm »

I don't get it.
I can depict kobolds as cutebolds.
But why do people depict goblins as those weird looking things?
To me they were always hunchbacked green elves.
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