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Author Topic: Food attacked the person trying to eat it?  (Read 2516 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Food attacked the person trying to eat it?
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2011, 10:02:31 am »

There was once a legend of an adventurer that killed a bronze collosus with a fluffy wambler applied directly to the forehead.

Sounds like a trantum to me , or a food fight with crazy ponies :3.

Sadly, I wish that Dwarves would learn how to actually throw in battle, if that would be implemented then you would scream with glee as they hurl spears/giant stones with their mighty strength at those enemies.
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MrShovelFace

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Re: Food attacked the person trying to eat it?
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2011, 01:05:01 pm »

or vomit
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Satarus

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Re: Food attacked the person trying to eat it?
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2011, 02:36:03 pm »

My Little Fortress.
My Little Fortress.
AHHHHHHHHH
My Little Fortress!
I used to wonder what forgotten beasts could be
Until you all shared its fun with me
Big massacres
Tons of fun
A beautiful fort
Faithful and strong
Sharing quarry bush
It's an easy feat
And alcohol makes it all complete
Yeah
My Little Fortress
Do you know you're all my very best dwarves?
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.
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