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So! Failed to make peace, war looms, kill the infidels... what are our plans for the weekend?
The Giant Moles in the caverns of my current fort breed like crazy, even while regularly being decimated by other beasts entering them...
Spoiler: Moar inspiration! (click to show/hide)
I don't even have internet. I post on these forums through sheer force of will.
Jet powered dino boxing, anyone?
"Please, MZ", the people will say, "don't punch us", and he will look down, and he will say "No."And then he will punch them in the face.
Could you at least make Maximum Zero a programmer?