Eugh, sorry about that, couldn't keep up with that horrible grammar there, anyway, like I was saying, I decided as of now to pick up GGamers MGS1 playthrough and run with it like the bloody gingerbread-man, because of certain personal reasons (read: already played through the sections GG has covered) I'll just give you his thread
Let's start, from the cyborg niiiinja, or right after that electrical box thing.
Jesus Snake really goes badly with that electric floor if you step on it, doesn't he? He's all like 'BZZZGHHGHAGGGGHHBLURGLEBURRR*', gets charcoaled, and falls down onto the non electrified floor with a loud *thump*, he's taken way worse than that and hasn't given that reaction.
Well, he died from way worse but whatever.
Oh hey cool still more toxic gas that's nice, you'd think that would lower property value a bit what with the high voltage electric floor there already but s'all good.
Oh hey cool gas mask sure do hope I encounter more poison has soon because of my previous trauma of using chaff grenades, these things were like gold in the other games, you know.
Right so skipped and skipped along there after a bit of trouble and encountered...
*Duh duh DUHHHHHH.
Jesus, is that a crumple mark on the end of the L-bend in the hallway? Bitches or cyborg ninjas be cray cray.
Ohhhh Jesus mate must suck to be beaten into dirt by a GHOST! Glad I'm not you, looser.
Oh wait, not ghost, super powered cyborg, still, you suck.
Umm okay dude just hang on for a bit before I blindly follow you, I think one dude is still breathing, just lemme insult him some more.
Okay done, that's nice, needed to let off a little steam back there after that IR hallway incident.
Wow scientist man you really give up quick, don't you? I mean, that was a pretty quick bladder release, is that action kinda akin to a octopus squirting ink to you?
Oh okay, no obstacles? Because I'm pretty sure at scientist dude is one, I can never have my full attention on something when I see a dude pissing or just recently having pissed his pants.
Oh okay then, cool sword I guess C4!
Shit, just did a ninja backflip and caught me by suprise, okay then, claymore?
Oh, apparently that won't work either, through virtue of instant flicking transmission, I guess.
I'm assuming guns won't work either, by the same token that you assume using a scalpel won't work with breaking a rock when you just tried an axe which also didn't work, must have been a bloody tough rock for an axe not to work on reflection.
I'm going to need lessons in metaphoring soon, I suck at that.
Okay then, fists work? I guess it's some honour thing, considering he just put away his sword and went to fists.
Ow ow ow okay, chalk up one death, I learnt the basics of his one and only move, flying roundhouse.
Ah ha ha! Gotcha now! You thought you could throw me off by having that one kick right at the end of the animation that adds like a quarter more length in the attack but I saw through that after 5 or so flying kicks to the stomach!
Okay, I had just gotten to the invisiblessed stage before I died, good thing about these IR goggles, hey?
Oh hey cool he takes his sword back out if you try to shoot him, oh well, surprise counter surprise attack time!
Oh jeez dude I didn't know you were a Masochist or something, this really puts a new spin on this.
Do you do this to every person who comes along or is this just about me because I don't know which one is worse.
(Yes I do know he's deep throat also ewww that name.)
Oh hey dude cool, imitation jutsu, no that's fair, oh and now you start talking about how cool that punch is alright fine.
Oh okay, apparently this is just about me okay then.
Come on, come on, sliver of health...
OH COME ON NOW HE JUST TELEPORTED ONCE! I should have expected that.
Okay, chalk that up to two.
Huh just noticed you actually are more powerful without that sword.
Oh right forgot to mention his only other offensive move, goomba stomp.
Oh goddamit that hitbox.
Oh screw those invincibility frames when he does that backflip, that means I gotta be like pinpoint precise in order to hit him.
Wow that invisibility phase is really easy once you figure out the magic of thermal goggles.
OH SCREW YOU NINJUSTSU MAGIC.
Right, up to 3.
Wow, largest kill count a boss has ever had on me, in MGS, of course.
4, that little asshole and his bastard straight.
Oh, and now a ninja bitchslap right after the ninja flying kick? I never got that before!
Okay, this movement is really getting to me, that IR hallway was already grating on me, but now I can't react fast enough to get a punch up on him, any advice?
*Totally perfect audio recreation of the scene.