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Audioworm333

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Re: If Dwarves(God Forbid) had acess to the internet
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2011, 11:15:05 am »
"Urist McVideoGameAddict has been content lately. He still sucks at TDF2. He had a funny death lately. He took an epic screen shot lately."

Screenshot:

"The Dagger of Stinking"
"This is a screen shot of a Human Soldier. The Human Soldier is on fire. The Human Soldier is saluting."
(This was a real screen shot I took! :D)
« Last Edit: June 05, 2011, 11:29:13 am by Audioworm333 »
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I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: If Dwarves(God Forbid) had acess to the internet
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2011, 11:40:15 am »
Quote from: Gatleos on May 27, 2011, 12:49:58 am
Quote from: tolkafox on May 27, 2011, 12:35:44 am
You are wrong, we only think we're playing DF.

In reality, DF is playing us.

"What if we gave the humans the internet? I don't know, lets code it in and find out. Hey look, they would create a game about us! Hahaha, we look so silly!"
Wait, if I realize that this reality is just a computer simulation, will I start to see everything in descending green ASCII characters?
No, of course not! You'd see DF as realistic pictures. It really interferes with gameplay.
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Dradym

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Re: If Dwarves(God Forbid) had acess to the internet
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2011, 02:59:58 pm »
wow then some of us have begun the ascent of universes multiverse, as some of us no longer see ASCII characters, we see bags, trolls, beds, trees...etc
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noah22223

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Re: If Dwarves(God Forbid) had acess to the internet
« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2011, 12:02:11 am »
Urist McTroll cancels Troll: Pang of Conscience
Urist McTroll cancels Conscience: Trolling
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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Re: If Dwarves(God Forbid) had acess to the internet
« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2011, 05:58:22 am »
Caturday would be a lot less fun.
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Quote from: eataTREE on June 17, 2011, 10:45:24 am
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Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

Doradan

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Re: If Dwarves(God Forbid) had acess to the internet
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2011, 08:49:55 am »
If we can come up with crazy things like Sea Serpent farming, giant magma cannons, a fully functional Game of Life, and Battlefailed, I would likely gain quite a few negative thoughts just trying to comprehend what a dwarf would think of.
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Quote from: Stone Wera on March 25, 2011, 01:46:38 am
CHIMPANZEES ARE FUCKING VICIOUS. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. BEWARE THE CHIMPS, THEY SEEK ONLY TO DESTROY.
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Re: If Dwarves(God Forbid) had acess to the internet
« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2011, 12:27:17 pm »
Doradan has gone stark raving mad!
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