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Eric Blank

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1125 on: July 20, 2011, 12:11:56 am »

Nothing better to do >.>

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jamesadelong

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1126 on: July 20, 2011, 01:55:13 am »

Meh, I refuse to participate with women, or men, until I get everything I need to get sorted, sorted. That includes finishing my BcS, my masters and finally my PhD, starting up a private psychology practice, utilising my background to then open up more private practises to relieve stress to the regional mental health system, running for a political position, then participating as the mental health advisor the the health (shadow) minister. From there, I then wish to sit down and redifine the  psychological requirements of a successful soldier, start a program where that criterea is changed and researched constantly to keep it up to date with the changing means and needs of the defence forces and finally settle down in Cuba with a cool million cigars and play doctor Freud for the final years of my life, making penis jokes and associating everything to your mother. Then when I'm dead, I'll consider participating in more... carnal entertainments.

Also, the penis statue watches me when I sleep  :'(
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1127 on: July 20, 2011, 01:59:41 am »

It really does... I turned it to face the wall when I found it. :o
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1128 on: July 20, 2011, 07:51:33 am »

Looks more like a buttplug, imo, not that I've seen many of those or anything...

There's also a somewhat little-known ploy you can use to lure in women like this.  I'll refer to the MacHall comic strip where this occurred, not the actual comic but the quote, "Excuse me, do you think I could sketch you?  It'd be great practice to draw someone with such beautiful eyes."

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1129 on: July 20, 2011, 08:22:56 am »

...

The hell have I been reading for the past half hour?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1130 on: July 20, 2011, 08:25:26 am »

The hell have I been reading for the past half hour?
Art.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1131 on: July 20, 2011, 09:47:28 am »

Speaking of art; enjoy your milestone! :P

Muffin, stray kitten, has toppled a house plant!
The stray house plant has been struck down!
The stray kitten is fighting!
The stray cat is fighting!
The stray cat slashes the stray kitten in the nose, tearing the skin!

Another house plant to her kill list... Nothing is safe in this house.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1132 on: July 20, 2011, 11:24:49 am »

James, stray student/writer, is fighting!
James lunges at the ham sandwhich!
The ham sandwhich dodges!
James looks lke like a fool!
James lunges at theham sandwhich!
The ham sandwhich parries the shot!
James lunges at the ham sandwhich!
The ham sandwhich has been struck down!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1133 on: July 20, 2011, 12:47:58 pm »

I got my room moved upstairs, finally. I get the entire third floor for college, and if it wasn't so godforsakenly hot up here then It'd be fully functional. In related news, that one time that I thought there was a burning spider nest in my room was actually something far more dangerous - it turns out my computational equipment started burning out the electrical socket and the house almost burned down yesterday. Well, that's 1930s wiring for you, I guess. Turns out we have four rooms hooked on a single circut.

Also, I'm willing to bet that I'm one of the most immature adults on Bay 12, or at least in the fort mode forums.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1134 on: July 20, 2011, 12:49:32 pm »

Necro and his magma-spam likely have you beat.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1135 on: July 20, 2011, 01:06:41 pm »

How do i shot web?



Can anyone post something stranger?

and btw... is it blind? then it's easy to kill and get lots of expensive food/bones?
Can i capture and use it as a GCS? Can i wave it's webs? like... woodpecker silk clothes.......
I believe in the "gameplay questions" there's a giant, 3-eyed panda with a Red Diamond shell and cryo-breath.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1136 on: July 20, 2011, 02:12:27 pm »

Being in "regional" Australia (Read: 50 minutes from the Charles Sturt University in Wagga :P), I get to do my degree via distance education from my home. It's pretty awesome. Damned comfy too.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1137 on: July 20, 2011, 02:26:31 pm »

I intrinsically fear anyone who got their degree in their underpants (or worse...).  "Yes, I'm Dr. Johnson.  I got my doctorate in bone alignment from urdegree4free.com."

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1138 on: July 20, 2011, 02:40:45 pm »

Charles Sturt is a national university with a specilised and advanced distance education program. The entire concept is to allow student who live in the middle of nowhere, places like Western Australia and certain parts of the Northern Territory to study for bachelor degrees. The Australian Government, in it's efforts to ensure that they make the best use of the limited working population and highschool graduates at their disposal funds these sorts of ventures with insane amounts of cash. This combined with the simple fact that the Bachelor of Science in Information Studies is about running libraries, archives, museums and other information repositories, doesn't really benefit from the conventional lecture archetype. Indeed, with the 10:1 student to teacher ratio gained by being online, the ability to talk in realtime with a teacher or lecturer on skype and MSN is far better for answering questions and getting the information required than say, sitting in a lecture hall and being forced to take down notes at their speed. Furthermore, I will have to go to specific lectures at specific dates, but for the most part, I can work out of textbooks at my own speed, sending off the required papers for each module.

So that's what I think of you underwear idea.
For further information please examine:
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http://www.csu.edu.au/
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1139 on: July 20, 2011, 02:46:24 pm »

Either you c&p-ed that, or you've been itching for someone to bring that up.

Also,
Necro and his magma-spam likely have you beat.

Please be so kind as to refresh my memory
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