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elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #120 on: June 16, 2011, 04:17:19 pm »
By not wearing underwear, which is itself quite dangerous.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #121 on: June 16, 2011, 05:00:15 pm »
Would you care to list the ways (in song, of course).
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elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #122 on: June 16, 2011, 05:05:49 pm »
Sorry, I sing for no man. Women either, as it happens.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #123 on: June 16, 2011, 05:16:14 pm »
Quote from: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 03:38:45 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 02:36:11 pm
Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.

How on earth do you manage to do THAT?
This is why I retorted that I was happy about panties.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #124 on: June 16, 2011, 05:17:56 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 05:16:14 pm
Quote from: Number4 on June 16, 2011, 03:38:45 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 16, 2011, 02:36:11 pm
Eric mcBlank has been miserable lately. He burned his dick on the zipper of the pants he just took out of the drier recently.

How on earth do you manage to do THAT?
This is why I retorted that I was happy about panties.
They saved you from burning your dick on the zipper of of the pants you just took out of the dryer?



Errr.....
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #125 on: June 16, 2011, 05:22:12 pm »
Parts of comparative anatomy, yes.  As much as you may think it hurts to be a guy and burn yourself on your zipper, well, for a girl...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #126 on: June 16, 2011, 05:27:27 pm »
Heh, there's a lot worse things that can happen that just burning it..
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #127 on: June 16, 2011, 05:28:10 pm »
Strangest de-rail, yet!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #128 on: June 16, 2011, 05:31:24 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 05:22:12 pm
Parts of comparative anatomy, yes.

"Comparative anatomy".  Sounds euphamistic.  :waggle eyebrows:
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #129 on: June 16, 2011, 05:34:02 pm »
It is distinctly euphamistic, in fact.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #130 on: June 16, 2011, 05:37:01 pm »
Buring one's dick on a hot zipper because one is to good to wear underpants is a definite case for a Darwin Award...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #131 on: June 16, 2011, 05:47:37 pm »
Unfrotunately I can't get a darwin award unless I somehow manage to catch on fire and burn to death. and the zipper was on the swimming trunks which were my underwear, so yeh... Having a hot lamp fall on my crotch while naked was much more worthy anyway. Enough about that though...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #132 on: June 16, 2011, 05:53:59 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 05:22:12 pm
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No but seriously don't burn your dick.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #133 on: June 16, 2011, 06:01:46 pm »
You know that I'm 21 right?  I'm of legal age in all countries that allow women to be of legal age.  Excluding those that somehow don't have a legal age of consent for women.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #134 on: June 16, 2011, 06:03:16 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 06:01:46 pm
You know that I'm 21 right?  I'm of legal age in all countries that allow women to be of legal age.  Excluding those that somehow don't have a legal age of consent for women.
Those are called countries it isn't good to be a woman in.
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