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Author Topic: Strangest Shit Ever  (Read 109924 times)

Number4

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2011, 10:28:38 pm »

I thought the lava was the resulting accident happening because of the bad thoughts

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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2011, 10:35:25 pm »

EFH has been quite content lately. He has spoken to others lately. He has succesfully endorsed Pokemon lately. He has complained about sleeping on a table lately.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2011, 10:46:52 pm »

iyaerP has been unhappy lately. He has sustained minor injuries recently. He has had personal property destroyed recently. He has dined in a Legendary Dining room. He has slept in a good quality bed recently. He admired a completely sublime engraving of a volcano recently.
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« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2011, 11:20:12 pm »

Maybe this is completely normal, but I just had a FB that was a giant winged humanoid made of steam. It headed straight for a couple of snakemen that have been chilling in my cavern, and got slaughtered by them.

Yes, that's normal. FBs made of nonsolids (water, fire, steam, et cetera) are really, really easy to kill. Even the rawest of recruits can usually take them because almost every single hit rips huge chunks of tissue away.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2011, 11:58:13 pm »

Nyxalinth has been fine lately.  She had a satisfying WoW session. She talked with her partner recently.  She was comforted by a pet.  She admored a fine thread derailment.  she admired  a fine engraving of a volcano lately.  She was annoyed by the thought of not having a better computer recently.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2011, 12:06:38 am »

Maybe this is completely normal, but I just had a FB that was a giant winged humanoid made of steam. It headed straight for a couple of snakemen that have been chilling in my cavern, and got slaughtered by them.

Yes, that's normal. FBs made of nonsolids (water, fire, steam, et cetera) are really, really easy to kill. Even the rawest of recruits can usually take them because almost every single hit rips huge chunks of tissue away.

Number4 was quite content lately. He had a fine drink recently. He talked with a friend recently. He has been tired lately. He was annoyed by the derailment of a fine derailed thread lately.
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2011, 12:07:38 am »

Girlinhat has been fine lately.  She has admired a completely sublime tastefully arranged sky lately.  She has slept in a legendary dining hall lately.  She has complained of the lack of wild cats lately.  She has yelled at a statue and felt better afterwards.  She has realized that Nyxalinth is a girl lately.  She has been awkwardly aroused lately.  She has been working hard to derail a thread lately.  She has been content at work.

Number4

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« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2011, 12:15:55 am »

She has admired a completely sublime tastefully arranged sky lately.

Number4 was very unhappy lately. He was accosted by a terrible elf recently. He was irritated by the sun recently. He complained of hunger lately.
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

evileeyore

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« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2011, 03:19:21 am »

evileeyore has been fine lately.  He complained of overworking lately.  He has gone without a drink for far, far too long.  He was irratated by the sun recently. He has slept without a bed recently. He has enjoyed an exceptional cup of coffee lately.  He has enjoyed a Legendary meal lately.
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« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2011, 03:52:21 am »

Scaraban is content. He is exhausted. He has eaten in a Legendary Kitchen recently. He has to get up in four hours.
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« Reply #40 on: June 12, 2011, 10:46:28 am »

NotPete has been fine lately. He enjoyed a string of thread derailments. He participated in a thread derailment. He admired a masterwork cat recently. He was bitten by a masterwork cat recently. He was depressed by a gloomily arranged bank of clouds recently.
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« Reply #41 on: June 12, 2011, 03:11:00 pm »

!!crundle!! has been fine recently. He admired a fine thread recently. He was nauseated by the sun recently.  He complained of noise recently. He was awakened by noise recently. He had a decadent drink lately.
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elf-fondling human

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2011, 10:34:48 am »

EFH has been quite content lately. He recently graduated high school. He has been content at home lately. He slept in a masterwork bed recently. He has admired a fine storm recently. He has been accosted by a cat recently.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2011, 10:50:00 am »

Aachen cancels read thread: too insane.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2011, 11:43:54 am »

Misleading Title. I was excited as well...
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