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Author Topic: Strangest Shit Ever  (Read 87513 times)

Guedez

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Strangest Shit Ever
« on: June 10, 2011, 08:41:27 pm »

How do i shot web?



Can anyone post something stranger?

and btw... is it blind? then it's easy to kill and get lots of expensive food/bones?
Can i capture and use it as a GCS? Can i wave it's webs? like... woodpecker silk clothes.......
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Girlinhat

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 08:47:41 pm »

This is distinctly phallic in nature...

Also no, FB webs are bugged, they don't exist.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 08:50:00 pm »

This is distinctly phallic in nature...


No, no it is not...

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 09:06:35 pm »

web shooting FB's are bugged and currently don't shoot webs.  :(
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2011, 09:08:51 pm »

Oh, I think a buff colored "woodpecker" that undulates rhythmically and shoots white, sticky stuff qualifies as "distinctly phallic".
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 09:35:05 pm »

With feathers? O.o
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?

Girlinhat

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 09:37:05 pm »

Forgotten Beasts are the Dwarven Rorschach.

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2011, 10:04:49 pm »

web shooting FB's are bugged and currently don't shoot webs.  :(

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2011, 10:08:58 pm »

Forgotten Beast: What? Who said that? Who told you my webs won't shoot? Was it my ex wife? That bitch. Listen, baby, my webs work just fine, why don't you come on down to my cavern and I'll show you what I can do with my webs, hehe.
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Guedez

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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 10:13:24 pm »

well, it could have two balls instead of two tails...
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2011, 10:13:54 pm »

This is distinctly phallic in nature...


No, no it is not...
Yes, it is. Even if it isn't, it's still a phallic symbol, simply a symbol of your suppressed need for penis.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2011, 10:18:54 pm »

Ask yourself this...

do you really WANT to be shot with sticky FB webbing?
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2011, 10:23:13 pm »

I see your Freud, and I raise you one Metapod!
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2011, 10:37:18 pm »

I see your Freud, and I raise you one Metapod!
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I prefer using Smeargle for phallic movesets, personally. Thanks to Sketch, I can run one with Harden, Hammer Arm, String Shot, and Rest.
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Re: Strangest Shit Ever
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2011, 10:42:51 pm »

Somehow I don't see Caterpie - Metapod - Butterfree as distinctly male ;) Though that moveset IS suspect, Tackle, Harden and String Shot... worst thing is: As it evolves it "cutes up" and the "male" moves become useless - a feminist pokemon?
And what's a Smeargle? Certainly not one of the 151 existing pokemon ;)
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Thanks for the suggestion, but Number4 is correct: [...] it would be easier and more predictable to just be a racist.

Did somebody just rule 34 two veins of metal?
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