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antlion12

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Biggest wtf moment
« on: June 14, 2011, 09:53:43 pm »

so what is the moment that made you go wtf??? the most

mine was when i was was sent to kill...a helmet snake really i was expecting something big and scary not a regular snake that was one shotted by my maceman

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 10:40:35 pm »

Spoiler: Screenshot (click to show/hide)

I kicked a roc in the head so hard that I knocked it unconscious.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 05:47:39 am »

Thost stabs to the head might have helped, though.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2011, 05:49:17 am »

I lasted a Bandit Outpost by myself for the first time ever. And not be dieing afterwards... Yeah I kinda suck at DFAM...
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2011, 06:14:17 am »

I was stabbed in the ear through my chest armor.

You can't explain that.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2011, 06:16:37 am »

I once had to kill a titan that was a snail with wings... I soon cut those off to restore the natural balance to the world.

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2011, 08:50:14 am »

One of my adventurers was sent to kill a night creature for his second Task from the assorted peasantry. Nothing special there.
Nobody told him it had a spouse and two consorts with it.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2011, 09:05:26 am »

Played a genesis mod werewolf, and was hunting in the wilds.  I found some horses, and I thought, "I'm a werewolf, they're horses.  This should be easy."  I was very, very wrong.  I soon learned that the horse's main attack is its kick, and that can do a LOT of damage.  By the time I finished off the horse from hell, my werewolf was bruised all over.  I don't mean light bruising, I mean the kind that leaves deep imprints like scars.  Not a single part of my wolf's body was unscathed. 
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2011, 09:12:17 am »

Played a genesis mod werewolf, and was hunting in the wilds.  I found some horses, and I thought, "I'm a werewolf, they're horses.  This should be easy."  I was very, very wrong.  I soon learned that the horse's main attack is its kick, and that can do a LOT of damage.  By the time I finished off the horse from hell, my werewolf was bruised all over.  I don't mean light bruising, I mean the kind that leaves deep imprints like scars.  Not a single part of my wolf's body was unscathed. 
hey they're 650kilograms why would you excpect an easy fight?
in unmodded game, cornered horses stomp over entire goblin squads!.. sometimes.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2011, 09:15:35 am »

Played a genesis mod werewolf, and was hunting in the wilds.  I found some horses, and I thought, "I'm a werewolf, they're horses.  This should be easy."  I was very, very wrong.  I soon learned that the horse's main attack is its kick, and that can do a LOT of damage.  By the time I finished off the horse from hell, my werewolf was bruised all over.  I don't mean light bruising, I mean the kind that leaves deep imprints like scars.  Not a single part of my wolf's body was unscathed. 
hey they're 650kilograms why would you excpect an easy fight?
in unmodded game, cornered horses stomp over entire goblin squads!.. sometimes.

Up until that point, I never really truly understood the power of ungulates.  It's not just horses, camels as well are my enemies. 
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2011, 10:04:58 am »

Hippos, oh god the pain *curls into a ball*
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2011, 10:08:32 am »

Sturgeon! that's a harmless filter-feeding fish i thought. hehe
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2011, 10:15:52 am »

I just made a new world and it seems that every fortress save one in the current area has been abandoned. The only one that isn't only has a lord.

According to the wiki, this happens if the civ has been taken over by a demon, but the lord should be a demon; he's not. He's a human and his description is typical of a weak noble type.

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2011, 10:16:59 am »

my biggest was early in the game when i decided it would be fun to swim..... it was definitely FUN.

also getting pushed into water by charging enemies.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2011, 10:20:50 am »

killed an cyclops by run attacking (auto attack) i killed it and it seems like i ran into the wall and exploded  :-\
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