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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #75 on: September 05, 2011, 10:18:57 am »

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2011, 04:38:51 pm »

[Regular snake?  Helmet snake venom is horrible; if that thing had bitten you, it would have been almost certain death.
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Really? well that explains why i had a quest to kill it but still it did not even get a chance to attack the maceman just walked up and whacked it with the mace

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #77 on: September 05, 2011, 04:55:50 pm »

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

still wana know what the title was :|
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #78 on: September 05, 2011, 05:03:47 pm »

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

still wana know what the title was :|
I want to see the complete legends entry for that duck.... 'cos it sounds like a badass
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #79 on: September 05, 2011, 05:05:27 pm »

Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

still wana know what the title was :|
I want to see the complete legends entry for that duck.... 'cos it sounds like a badass
thats an even better idea! post it up good sir!
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300 human/elf/dwarf/goblin/kobold bodies 20 random animal/fish/bird bodies and 3 dragon bodies all in one backpack. fun stuff.

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #80 on: September 06, 2011, 09:26:01 am »

At one point I managed to cut off a bandit's cock. Thinking that was funny I picked it up and stuffed it in a bag. I spent the next hour beating Bandits into an unconscious state, cutting off their phallus and stuffing it into the bag.

When the bag was full I went on a rampage, smacking people down with a bag full of dicks. It took me a while but eventually I thought "What the FUCK am I doing?"
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #81 on: September 06, 2011, 09:51:36 am »

I swear there aren't dicks in the game  ??? Unless it's a mod of course
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #82 on: September 06, 2011, 10:14:35 am »

I swear there aren't dicks in the game  ??? Unless it's a mod of course

There are in Genesis Mod.  And a few other mods, as well. 
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #83 on: September 06, 2011, 08:28:56 pm »

At one point I managed to cut off a bandit's cock. Thinking that was funny I picked it up and stuffed it in a bag. I spent the next hour beating Bandits into an unconscious state, cutting off their phallus and stuffing it into the bag.

When the bag was full I went on a rampage, smacking people down with a bag full of dicks. It took me a while but eventually I thought "What the FUCK am I doing?"

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #84 on: November 20, 2011, 03:18:05 pm »

I was playing with a Skilled thrower/misc. object user and got a quest to kill a bandit but i didnt have any weapons,and nothing but fish and sandy clay loam in my backpack ,i threw the sandy clay loam at the bandit leader(!) and it went straight through his head and ripped his brain apart!

In short:i killed a bandit by throwing clay at his face
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #85 on: November 20, 2011, 03:33:02 pm »

Modding in a bard, can suddenly recruit 12 soldiers with a starting adventurer.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #86 on: November 20, 2011, 10:13:12 pm »

When the bag was full I went on a rampage, smacking people down with a bag full of dicks.
Bandit: Go eat a bag of dicks, you asshole!
Adventurer: NO U *smack in the mouth with a bag of dicks*
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #87 on: November 22, 2011, 08:51:06 pm »

There's something wrong about this bridge that I just quite can't put my finger on...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9895/wrongt.jpg

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« Last Edit: November 22, 2011, 09:29:34 pm by Ross Vernal »
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #88 on: November 22, 2011, 09:19:53 pm »

There's something wrong about this bridge that I just quite can't put my finger on...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9895/wrongt.jpg
No kidding.  "The Bridge of Music?"  What were they thinking?
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #89 on: November 23, 2011, 10:29:13 pm »

sneaking up to, around and into a dragon, stabbing, slashing and wrestling it to death, it never saw me, reacted or acted. At the end I was almost shouting at my screen, "why dont you notice me freaking huge lizard! you think your tail dropped off by itself! Huh! And trouble breathing from smoking too much?!? I tried to poke out your eye! Right in front of you! Bloody amphebian!"
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