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Hyperturtle

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I must find a dwarven lass to wear this artifact
« on: February 22, 2008, 12:20:00 am »

Ostkezat Ram,  The Folded Danger of Prisons, a giant cave spider silk loincloth

Worthy of a supermodel, and costing only 101400,

This is a giant cave spider silk loincloth.  All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with Levin opal, decorated with cave spider silk and Highwood and encircled with bands of giant cave spider silk and cave spider silk.  It is made from giant cave spider silk cloth.  The thread is midnight blue with Dimple dye.  This object menaces with spikes of turtle shell, yellow bullhead bone and Magnetite.
On the item is an image of a dwarf and bronze colossus in perch bone.  The bronze colossus is striking down the dwarf.
On the item is an image of a goblin and a human in clear glass.  The goblin is making a plaintive gesture.  The human is laughing.

I don't know where to begin when searching for hidden meaning in there.

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Asehujiko

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Re: I must find a dwarven lass to wear this artifact
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 03:35:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Hyperturtle:
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On the item is an image of a dwarf and bronze colossus in perch bone.  The bronze colossus is striking down the dwarf.
On the item is an image of a goblin and a human in clear glass.  The goblin is making a plaintive gesture.  The human is laughing.

I don't know where to begin when searching for hidden meaning in there.</STRONG>


1. Touching the wearer will get you attacked by a colossus.
2. Humans are lucky. Goblins are not.

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