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Ddynamo

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Ddynamo and the Carp Experiments
« on: August 03, 2011, 07:21:49 am »

Journal Entry One
I've recently bought one of those friendly carps at the pet store, for about five gold pieces, which is quite expensive even for a mad scientist such as myself. Anyways, I have plans on experimenting tomorrow, but I'll have to get the lab working again. I tried to grow an octopus, and it didn't work out.
My dog-frogs will devour the remains of the miasma producing beast, I'll write more as soon as I clean the lab.

Journal Entry Two
The first experiment went terribly wrong, the dang carp got loose as an evil villain, now I'll have to by a new one, but this evil carp may also spread, so for now I must focus my attention on this. I've already tried electrocuting the crap out of that carp, but all I got was a red river, and a crazy carp that took of me hand. I've been trying to hide the pain, and I to be doing it well    OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Journal Entry Three
After replacing my hand with that of a crabs, I've decided that it isn't worth it to look for the carp. I'm trying something new tomorrow
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