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Author Topic: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe  (Read 14852 times)

Oliolli

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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2011, 02:52:22 am »

"Uhh, Cacame, I got a baaad feeling about this man..."
"Relax, what's the worst that could happen?"
"Don't say that! I don't know, I'm just a little on edge, haven't smoked any rope reed for three days, and..."

*Dark fortress appears out of nowhere in front of elven ambush squad, demon and goblins pour out*

"AUUUAAAGAHGHAA!!! I TOLD YOU SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN!"

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Cacame was the elf-hating elf king of dwarves, he wouldn't associate with the filthy treehuggers.  He would be killing the elves with his warhammer, not leading an ambush squad.  That aside, this demon is definitely on par with Tholtig. Tholtig killed less elves, but did it in a much more epic fashion.

Even so, I have been using Cacame as a filler name for elves, just like Urist for dwarves.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #46 on: June 28, 2011, 04:04:14 pm »

"Uhh, Cacame, I got a baaad feeling about this man..."
"Relax, what's the worst that could happen?"
"Don't say that! I don't know, I'm just a little on edge, haven't smoked any rope reed for three days, and..."

*Dark fortress appears out of nowhere in front of elven ambush squad, demon and goblins pour out*

"AUUUAAAGAHGHAA!!! I TOLD YOU SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN!"

[INSERT CARNAGE HERE]
Cacame was the elf-hating elf king of dwarves, he wouldn't associate with the filthy treehuggers.  He would be killing the elves with his warhammer, not leading an ambush squad.  That aside, this demon is definitely on par with Tholtig. Tholtig killed less elves, but did it in a much more epic fashion.

Even so, I have been using Cacame as a filler name for elves, just like Urist for dwarves.

I tried to come up with something to express how offensive that is to both elves and dwarves, but I couldn't think of a way to do it without mentioning real-world religious figures or genociders, which will inevitably create a flame war, so let's just settle by saying I don't know if that would offend the elves or the dwarves more but they both want to kill you now  :P
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2011, 06:07:48 pm »

We should use a name like "thelire" (tree) or "mana" (plant) to line up with "Urist" (dagger)

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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #48 on: June 28, 2011, 06:16:24 pm »

In the roughly 150 years he was at war with the Elves, beginning in 199, his kills totaled 7354 elves, 60 grizzlies, and 47 pandas.

Not the Pandas!  :-[

Good job on the Elves, though.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #49 on: June 28, 2011, 10:30:25 pm »

Don't worry, the pandas are elves too.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2011, 04:16:59 am »

Don't worry, the pandas are elves too.
Actually, pandas are the elven version of bears, just as elves are the elven version of humans.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2011, 05:53:28 am »

Don't worry, the pandas are elves too.
Actually, pandas are the elven version of bears, just as elves are the elven version of humans.
Which means that, Naturally, Grizzly bears are like the Dwarven Bear, Black Bears are the human bear, and Pandas are the Elven bear.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2011, 07:28:10 am »

I tried to come up with something to express how offensive that is to both elves and dwarves, but I couldn't think of a way to do it without mentioning real-world religious figures or genociders, which will inevitably create a flame war, so let's just settle by saying I don't know if that would offend the elves or the dwarves more but they both want to kill you now  :P

Okay, okay. I'll start using Acita as an elf fill-in, following the tradition of Urist (dwarves) and Olith (humans).

Maybe even Ulspa for goblins.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2011, 08:00:13 am »

Don't worry, the pandas are elves too.
Actually, pandas are the elven version of bears, just as elves are the elven version of humans.
Which means that, Naturally, Grizzly bears are like the Dwarven Bear, Black Bears are the human bear, and Pandas are the Elven bear.
Actually, the pandas are not really pandas.  They're elven furries.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2011, 04:48:03 pm »

Despite having very little in the way of artistic talent I have taken it upon myself to engrave an image of this noble demon in his home!  Warning: May cause eyes to bleed.

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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2011, 06:36:17 pm »

Despite having very little in the way of artistic talent I have taken it upon myself to engrave an image of this noble demon in his home!  Warning: May cause eyes to bleed.

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OH god! Quick grab the eye bleach! (I'm not one to talk because I'd do even worse.)
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #56 on: July 01, 2011, 10:37:59 pm »

Despite having very little in the way of artistic talent I have taken it upon myself to engrave an image of this noble demon in his home!  Warning: May cause eyes to bleed.

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Sorry, but this character would require the skilled hand of Kentaro Miura to do him true justice.
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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #57 on: July 04, 2011, 06:38:55 pm »

Mave got a higher killcount, but Tholtig died from age.

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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2011, 04:51:10 pm »

We must find the seed to a world where Mavi and Tholtig co-exist! Their duel will solve who is better.
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: Mavi Lacecinula Birimathe
« Reply #59 on: July 06, 2011, 03:38:34 pm »

Involve Cacame as well and the world would be elfless.
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