Turn 39Location: Through the Hills
Time: Late Morning
Weather: Sunny
Light: Plenty
Turn IntroOh no! Red is dead! The goldfish poop gang is back! And Bradley is scared as usual! HOW WILL THIS END!?
Turn ResultsAmadeus: 7
Oomph: 6
KT Blue: 5
Bradley: 2
Joe: 2
Zachary: 2
KT Red: 1
You get in front of the group and wag your tail around while raising and lowering your inexplicable eyebrows. You're trying to taunt the Troop into attacking you! Surely their attacks will all go right through you, if not outright heal you!
KT Red
notices you and gets angry! He directs his attacks towards you!KT Blue
KT Blue notices you, but focuses his efforts elsewhere.Oomph: Crush KT Blue with a Power Strike!Ah, how good it is to be in brutal combat with a Koopaball Club once again. When you think about it, Koopaball is a lot like brutal combat, except with a ball. Also the ball is just another Koopa. After mourning the loss of Red, you seek revenge and run up to KT Blue! You hop over the Troop's location and go right for the newly-winged one.
Your attack was a direct hit! Being distracted by Amadeus, the blue fellow
fails to see it coming at all! He takes 5 damage, and his flames flicker out a bit. He's knocked back! You taunt the poor sap as he gets up in retaliation.
KT Blue: Retaliate.KT Blue hops back to his feet - quite easily for a Koopa, but then again, he has wings right now - and takes a running charge towards Oomph.
His flicking flames concentrate onto his maul as he makes a terrific strike! Oomph is unable to calculate the power of a single swing of KT Blue's maul, and thus
takes it straight in the head. Now Oomph is knocked onto his back. He takes 4 damage! KT Blue, on the other hand, loses a mere 1 FIRE.
Bradley: Hover under the bridge, then execute a carefully timed surprise attack with Frostflash!This can't be! Red is dead! You weren't able to do anything about it! You hover under the bridge to go cry and hide! Actually that is a lie, you're going to surprise the Koopa Troop with Frostflash. You hover under the bridge for a moment, then come up above it and
OH GHOSTLY MUSHROOM JESUS THOSE WINGS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF FIRE. NO. OH NO NO NO. THEY'RE GOING TO FIRE ANOTHER BEAM AND YOU'LL BE THE TARGET. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. LOOK AT THOSE SCARY GLASSES. JUST SORT OF
OH MARIO BROTHERS IN A TOILET IS THAT A VACUUM CLEANER IN THE REFLECTION OF THOSE GNARLY VACUUPA SHADES. NO. OH FLIPPING KING KOOPA NO.
You start flipping out. You flip out so hard that you go all the way around and flip back in. The whole area is firmly flipped.
Joe: Slash that blue guy.You run up to the blue guy and take a swing with your sword!
Unfortunately, you're still getting used to carrying something this heavy, and only manage to fly backwards around the giant sword's center of gravity due to the force of the swing. You land on your back. That wasn't very successful!
Zachary: Take cover behind teammates and equip armor, then Powerstrike KT Blue!You take cover behind the teammates that haven't acted yet, and then try to equip your armor as fast as humanly possible.
Unfortunately, you're pretty slow, and although you get the armor equipped, your team has already been battling around you! Dang armor, always getting in the way.
KT Red: Burn the blob alive.Dang blobs, always impeding progress, thinks KT Red to himself.
Just like that time that one clumsy Goomba dropped King Bowser's inhaler in the lake of fire. It was fun executing her though! He snaps back to reality, and waves his sword around, casting his
most powerful spell on Amadeus!
Amadeus takes the attack full force of it!But that was Amadeus' plan all along. The Podoboo converts the 8 damage into raw firepower. Suddenly, a startling transformation begins, and Amadeus' form changes completely...
Amadeus has become
a Mary Sue humanoid! His MP cost for wielding is removed, and he gains 3 HP. He can also talk with his mouth now.
Player ListName: Bradley Oliver Oakes
Race: Boo
Bio: A rather cowardly ghost even by Boo standards. However, he's always admired the story of Mario and Luigi, and when he learned they were captured, he decided to take a stand for once in his life and try to rescue them!
HP: 15/15MP: 10/10Other stats:Armor Value +0
Slashing +0
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Darkness IFireflash IIFrostflash IISparkflash IIPassive skills/spells:FlyingChronic ShynessIce AffinityEquipment:Advanced Spellbook of FlashesRed mushroom x3
Frostknife (wielded)
Name: Oomph
Race: Koopa (Green)
Bio: A former football player who kicked out of the bowser leagues for falling in a pit chasing after Mario.
HP: 11/15MP: 10/10Other stats:Armor Value +2
Slashing +0
Piercing +0
Crushing +2
Active skills/spells:Shell CoverHeal I (2 natural 6's from upgrade)
Power Strike (Cooldown - 2 turns left)
Passive skills/spells:Thick Shell IEquipment:Spellbook of Healing (bound)
Koopaball Club (wielded)
Iron Armor (worn)
Forest Flower Name: Zachary Jones
Race: Human
Bio: Used to be an ancient histories teacher and part time archaeologist and has never been shy of going out into the world to find artefacts and forgotten cultures. When the call for heroes came, naturally he answered as he saw it as his chance to explore the world!
HP: 8/10MP: 0/0Other stats:Armor Value +1
Slashing +1
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Fireball IPower Strike (Cooldown - 2 turns left)
Passive skills/spells:Quick LearnerEquipment:100 coins
Refined Bronze Sword (wielded)
Bronze Armor (worn)
Name: Joe
Race: Toad
Bio: Having been kicked out of the military for excessive violence against a superior officer, Joe sees this as an opportunity to worm his way back into the military system.
HP: 10/10MP: 0/0Other stats:Armor Value +1
Slashing +2
Piercing +1
Crushing +1
Active skills/spells:Empowered Attack Passive skills/spells:Thick skinUncanny strengthKingdom TrainingShort and SquatSlash StunEquipment:Bronze Greatsword (wielded)
Name: Amadeus Septimus Jormund Flake Hanser Cook
Race: Podoboo (Humanoid)
Bio: Named Podoboo 3 at birth he changed his name to Amadeus Septimus Jormund Flake Hanser Cook at 13 when he was having problems with not being unique, after he set off to the world to clean the monsters out of the lava pipes. When he came back his friends Podoboo 1 and 2 told him about Bragely and Oomph, and like the unique Podoboo he was he set out to go with them!
HP: 8/8MP: 5/5Other stats:Armor Value +0
Slashing +0
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Podoboo Leap IPassive skills/spells:Podoboo DefensePodoboo ImmunityPodoboo DamagePodoboo Wielding (modified)Podoboo WeaknessEquipment:Iron Club (wielded)
Name: Red
Race: Koopa (Red)
Bio: A high-ranking member of Bowser's elite hit squad, the Koopa Troop. He has an abrasive personality, and is the leader of the four-turtle group.
FIRE: 15/15Other stats:Armor Value +1
Slashing +2
Piercing +0
Crushing +0
Active skills/spells:Shell CoverFire IIIPassive skills/spells:Thick Shell IFire ModeEquipment:Fiery Waverider Mk. II (wielded)
Koopa Troop Armor (worn)
Name: Blue
Race: Koopa (Blue)
Bio: A high-ranking member of Bowser's elite hit squad, the Koopa Troop. He has a chilling personality, and is the second-in-command of the group.
FIRE: 9/15Other stats:Armor Value +1
Slashing +0
Piercing +0
Crushing +2
Active skills/spells:Shell Cover (One 6 until upgrade!)
Blue Blast.
Fire StrikePassive skills/spells:Thick Shell IFire ModeEquipment:Fiery Steel Maul (wielded)
Koopa Troop Armor (worn)
The two teams face off, and KT Red already regrets his actions. Neither side suffers heavy losses, but in power, they're close to equally matched!
I guess if I can deal with SHADOWY KING PIRANHAS I can deal with HUMANOID PODOBOOS. It's a bit overpowered, but when was this game ever balanced?
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Topic: Mushroom Kingdom Wars RTD: So long, a-bowser! (Read 211673 times)