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Author Topic: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!  (Read 36948 times)

Casp

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #60 on: July 08, 2011, 05:36:15 pm »

I don't think strength is an issue when she's already wiped out a small army, wielding the most dwarfy weapon in creation, while singing praises for Armok.
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Doro

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #61 on: July 08, 2011, 05:43:02 pm »

she prefers to consume sea serpents


sea serpents? SEA SERPENTS? First thing i thought was this. Yeap... she IS badass. and womens are pretty useful dwarves in army since they always tend to carry personal meatshields with
them. just remember to keep her happy in case of... !!FUN!! a waterfall in her baracks and bedroom wouldnt... hurt anyone


PS: Lucky bastard. i never get any cool artifacts. all i get are "rhesus macaque bone earrings" that are worth 100 dorf bucks
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #62 on: July 08, 2011, 08:38:43 pm »

Gentlemen, BEHOLD!
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Based off the description available, I tried to capture many unique bits of her without crowbarring in details that didn't fit well.  Not my best effort, but I consider it a rather good effort.

noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2011, 08:43:49 pm »

Truly a work of art, Girlinhat. it really captures her well.
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The Button

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2011, 09:19:45 pm »

You must continue to report the story of this hammer.  List it's kills and accomplishments.  And should the fortress fall you shall stop at nothing to recover it either by adventuring or reclaiming the fortress.
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noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #65 on: July 08, 2011, 09:23:01 pm »

Lets see...
An entire goblin siege
a hills titan
A giant that wandered on
and an elven ambush.
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Number4

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #66 on: July 08, 2011, 10:10:56 pm »

Build a screw pump somewhere and let her train strenght in the free time between arsekickings.
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noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #67 on: July 08, 2011, 10:53:38 pm »

Uh, guys? Im stuck in a perpetual siege state. A little help? every enemy is dead.
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Lagslayer

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #68 on: July 08, 2011, 10:55:13 pm »

Sure there isn't an ambush somewhere?

noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #69 on: July 08, 2011, 10:56:28 pm »

I checked units. Not a single invader anywhere. its Bwocking Mwy Cawavanz D:
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #70 on: July 08, 2011, 11:04:41 pm »

I don't think amushers show up there... If you happen to have Runesmith, you can check to see if there are any gobboes '(hidden in ambush)' .

Also, I just read this. Wow, that's just so... Dwarfy!
And the incredibly dirty name just adds to it even further. :P
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noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #71 on: July 08, 2011, 11:07:20 pm »

Nothing.
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noah22223

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #72 on: July 09, 2011, 12:55:39 am »

Rerail time?
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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #73 on: July 09, 2011, 01:22:31 am »

Upload your save, maybe someone else can find wtf is going on? :/
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: PrideUnited! A platinum war hammer!
« Reply #74 on: July 09, 2011, 01:29:46 am »

I said rerail time because it fixed when the next siege came.
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