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Author Topic: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes  (Read 2488 times)

Kagus

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 03:09:00 am »

Well, it's not Chaucer.  There's no mention of "erse".  Chaucer did love his erses.

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2008, 06:47:00 am »

This thread is surreal.
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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2008, 08:55:00 am »

All hail Sir Real!
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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2008, 11:05:00 am »

Quick! Someone assign some war dogs in here
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Glaughdram

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2008, 11:21:00 am »

I'm still waiting on that Large .
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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2008, 12:42:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Glaughdram:
<STRONG>I'm still waiting on that Large .</STRONG>

Uh-oh an unfulfilled demand.
Ask the Hammerer to give some random Bay Watcher two Hammerstrikes

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Kogan Loloklam

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2008, 01:07:00 pm »

*gets two hammerstrikes for an unfulfilled mandate*
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Ouch! I am a legendary Engraver, not a legendary   crafter!!!!
Darn you all to heck!

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2008, 03:14:00 pm »

What if the MC beat you with a Large .  ?

Would you get nondescriptive injuries?  Or perhaps just emotionally wounded, since the scars would on the inside, not the outside?

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2008, 07:25:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Hyperturtle:
<STRONG>What if the MC beat you with a Large .  ?

Would you get nondescriptive injuries?  Or perhaps just emotionally wounded, since the scars would on the inside, not the outside?</STRONG>



Dwarf has become depressed!

Dwarf has started wearing black make up!

Dwarf is running around babbling about his "girlfriend"!

According to the relationship screen, it's complicated...

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Metal Chao

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2008, 01:56:00 am »

Quick, assign him to the "CHAMBER OF HAPPINESS"
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Kagus

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2008, 02:02:00 am »

I threw a Large  at a goblin one time.  Unfortunately, he wasn't sucked into a vortex of incomprehension like I was hoping.  It just broke his wrist.

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2008, 02:10:00 am »

Large s damage wrists, eh?

Urist DepressedPants could do with a few then...

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2008, 07:49:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by McDoomhammer:
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Nah.  It'd make a lot less sense to us if it were Shakespearian.</STRONG>


if it were shakespearean it would be mentioning knaives  :p

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his liver has been mangled!

jack johnson, raider has been shot and killed.

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Re: humans attack goblins because they have glowing red eyes
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2008, 12:02:00 pm »

And have at least a couple of references to Greek myth.
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