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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 336302 times)

pisskop

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Their thick hair protects them, and all dwarfs are mandated to see monty python productions.

Why did my axedwarf refuse to grab his axe when he was drafted?  He said, no axe, anaconda is there, but the anaconda was the creature I sent it to kill!
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
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Blizzlord

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Maybe he thought that the anaconda was too immediate of a threat and decided to try and kill it before grabbing the axe was a good idea.

How come blood clones itself when you dump it in the cistern?
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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).
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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Contaminants are present in fluid on a strict there/not there basis. As long as a single ATOM of blood or other contaminant is still present, the extremely sensitive creatures of Armok's worlds can detect it. The Great Blood God would not have His greatest creation be forgotten, after all.

Why does the world have a temperature and border control on/off switch set?
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But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

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Because if the elves don't turn on border control they get wiped out in worldgen from dwarven invasion-- and armok creates glaciers by turning off the sun.

Why doesn't Urist McEmo go lie down on the minecart rails?
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Joben

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He like the sound you can hear when you put your ear on the rail.

Why is my Legendary Macedwarf using a copper spear when given her choice of melee weapon?
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Corai

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She likes to try new things.

Why are humans so violent compared to dwarves?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Humans kill some things because they are angry. Dwarves build things to kill everything because they are very angry.

If instruments can't be used by anyone at all, why are they bought so freely?
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My wooden badge was delicious.

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The instruments secretly have narcotics in them...

Why are the no boogeymen in fortress, even in one dwarf challanges?
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

Wrex

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The Bogeymen know why the fear the cheese.


Why are kobolds so reiduclously effective at disembowling random dwarves?
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Mr Wrex, please do not eat my liver.

Corai

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Because me.

Why do humans prefer hunting over helping you fight bandits?
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Because if the elves don't turn on border control they get wiped out in worldgen from dwarven invasion-- and armok creates glaciers by turning off the sun.

Why doesn't Urist McEmo go lie down on the minecart rails?
Armok is Terry Crews? DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEEER!
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You can't eat bandits now can you?

Why do miners enjoy trapping themselves in a pit?
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Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
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Blizzlord

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Because they are desperate for attention, and getting stuck and needing help is the easiest way to get attention.

Why haven't dwarves invented magnets?
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Because that involves going into the Insane Clown Posse territory, so for dorfs that want to stay alive, it's a no-no.

How do forgotten beasts and titans made of steam or fire even make it through worldgen, given a baby can punch them to smithereens?
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Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.
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