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[Rose]

Why nobles demand windows underground?

To see the magma.

What do my dorves think of my massive underwater edifice?

[ImagoDeo]

That you shouldn't have pulled the lever.

How the heck can dwarves mine blocks on the layer above through a bridge over some ramps?

[jcochran]

Very skinny pick handles.

Why can you build an immense fortress using just sand from a single tile?

[Icefire2314]

Because King Urist decreed that sand is infinite. The end

Why is Urist so dorfy?

[Monk321654]

Because they're synonyms.

Why are elves so pitiful?

[4maskwolf]

Why can an elephant not break down a wooden bridge on it's way to your fortress.
And what the heck is an elk bird?

[4maskwolf]

And the Urist dwarf thing comes from way back in the 2D version, if memory serves.  One dwarf against the world.  Look it up, it's pretty funny.

[WoobMonkey]

Because they're synonyms.

Why are elves so pitiful?

It's not that elves are pitiful; it's just that we compare them to the awesomeness that are dwarves.

Why can an elephant not break down a wooden bridge on it's way to your fortress.
And what the heck is an elk bird?

1. Because not even magma can break down a construction, until you alter its state (in this case, raise/lower the bridge).
2. A bird the size of an elk.

Why are dwarves so concerned with going to where an enemy was, as opposed to where it is?

[4maskwolf]

Why do dwarfs not realize they are on fire until it is too late?

[WoobMonkey]

Because their overseer demands it.

I'll try this again:

Why are dwarves so concerned with going to where an enemy was, as opposed to where it is?

[klefenz]

Because they're drunk.

Why have dwarves not invented gunpowder yet?

[McDonald]

They have. They just didn't live long enough to actually tell somebody.

Can somebody think of a question for me?

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

No.

How it is possible that dwarves have to walk over a corpse several times, literally stomping on him, to notice he's dead, not missing?

[cyberTripping]

Hauling that rock salt is REALLY IMPORTANT. They just get caught up. Better than having them do "No Job", right?

Urist McHunter shoots a vampire in the heart with a wooden bolt. How long does it take it to die?

[klefenz]

Hard to tell. Was the vampire sparkling?

Also, take note that a bolt is not a stake. In Bram Stoker΄s Dracula the stakes used were 3 feet long and supposed to have them nailed to the ground so they dont rise up again.