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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 445809 times)

Savolainen5

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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2011, 01:51:35 pm »
Because dwarves realise the superiority of leather over clothes, deep down.  Even if they DO prefer clothing.

Why do dwarves love purring maggots so much?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2011, 01:53:34 pm »
Because they're mind controlling maggots.

Why do dwarves run out to gather equipment from dead dwarves when the things that did the killing are still there?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2011, 01:57:00 pm »
Because each and every dwarf possesses a hidden greediness to hoard everything they see; as soon as someone dies, their hoard is forfeit, and must be claimed.

Why do huge, terrible threats sometimes wield socks and other articles of clothing as weapons?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2011, 02:19:07 pm »
Because they know dwarves will run like madness straight into their fists if they brandish such luxurious goods.


Why, after spending four hours last night unable to sleep because I couldn't stop thinking in ASCII---simplifying objects around me into characters, etc, am I so willing to start playing DF again?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2011, 02:23:46 pm »
Quote from: Elisebambi on July 23, 2011, 02:19:07 pm
Because they know dwarves will run like madness straight into their fists if they brandish such luxurious goods.


Why, after spending four hours last night unable to sleep because I couldn't stop thinking in ASCII---simplifying objects around me into characters, etc, am I so willing to start playing DF again?

It's kind of a Chuthulu thing, but dwarfier.

why is spoilermetal able to keep the clowns at bay, but vulnerable to a copper pick?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2011, 05:58:55 pm »
Quote from: Tersr on July 23, 2011, 01:16:59 pm
Because you're not looking hard enough.

Why are leather making and clothier completely different skills?
because sewing soft cloth, and tough leather are two separate skillsets.

what does urist do with that one sock he risked his neck to claim from a fallen comrade on the battlefield for?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2011, 06:39:57 pm »
Quote from: RAKninja on July 23, 2011, 05:58:55 pm
because sewing soft cloth, and tough leather are two separate skillsets.

what does urist do with that one sock he risked his neck to claim from a fallen comrade on the battlefield for?
He matches it with the one he got from your dryer.

Why doesn't Urist go to the trading post when it's his ONLY FRIGGIN task?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2011, 07:37:07 pm »
crap, i missed a page, so i'll pull double duty

Quote from: Khenal on July 23, 2011, 02:23:46 pm
why is spoilermetal able to keep the clowns at bay, but vulnerable to a copper pick?
clowns, being on the red side of the spectrum, are naturally repulsed by anything blue.

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Why doesn't Urist go to the trading post when it's his ONLY FRIGGIN task?
urist mctrader is in reality an elf with a fake beard.  as such, he works how he can to bring doom to the fortress.

why does urist mccatlover have to adopt every kitten in the fortress?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2011, 07:46:19 pm »
Gotta catch em all.

Why are items thrown up Z levels by bridges, but creatures only thrown horizontally?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2011, 08:16:58 pm »
Because all creatures are afraid of heights, unless they can fly. This is why sieges on flying mounts never leave the ground.

Why do dwarves wall themselves out of my nice, safe fortress when I take every precaution against them doing so?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2011, 08:58:29 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 23, 2011, 08:16:58 pm
Because all creatures are afraid of heights, unless they can fly. This is why sieges on flying mounts never leave the ground.

Why do dwarves wall themselves out of my nice, safe fortress when I take every precaution against them doing so?
because of the left-side mason's guild (see the notes to urist thread a few pages back)

why does my duchess claim all of the armor of the marksdwarf squad i just quartered in her keep?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2011, 09:48:57 pm »
Because she's been making annoying mandates and knows what happens to nobles that annoy the fortress ruler
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2011, 06:56:21 am »
Quote from: RAKninja on July 23, 2011, 08:58:29 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 23, 2011, 08:16:58 pm
Because all creatures are afraid of heights, unless they can fly. This is why sieges on flying mounts never leave the ground.

Why do dwarves wall themselves out of my nice, safe fortress when I take every precaution against them doing so?
because of the left-side mason's guild (see the notes to urist thread a few pages back)
One of the precautions I took.

Why do dwarves attack elves that bring awesome animals to trade in hopes of having elves bring awesome animals to attack you?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2011, 07:53:23 am »
Because trade implies that one side (the elves, in this case) are not screaming, dying, and burning (potentially not in that order).

Why can't dwarves ride mounts?
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Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2011, 09:18:04 am »
Because they can't stop maiming the animals long enough to tame them.


 Why are picks so good at severing limbs?
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