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Author Topic: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.  (Read 444923 times)

skyte100

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Pshaw!  Elven tears contain water!  Not very dwarfy at all.  You make a waterfall of them and enjoy the salty mist!

What is the least dwarfy waterfall?
An alcohol waterfall. Because its wasting alcohol.

What is the least dwarfy dwarf?
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Why do I have to work when I'd rather be playing Dwarf Fortress?
Because you haven't figured out how to get away with playing DF at work.

I got caught playing DF on National Defense computers.  :(

Oh well, it doesn't run nearly as fast as you would expect, anyway.
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What is the least dwarfy dwarf?

Erok Dakenur, Dwarven King of the Elves.

What happens if you put Erok and Cacame in the same room?
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[What happens if you put Erok and Cacame in the same room?

Karaoke?
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Wondabarrapa

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if a goblin is hit with a spinning *cavy boar* how much damage can it do
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Erok Dakenur, Dwarven King of the Elves.

What happens if you put Erok and Cacame in the same room?
Actually, there would be drinking, then Erok gets insulted by the wood bed and they fight to the death.

if a goblin is hit with a spinning *cavy boar* how much damage can it do
Decapitation

What is the next question?
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This one.

What would happen if Cacame and Yonali Smithwings had a kid?

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This one.

What would happen if Cacame and Yonali Smithwings had a kid?

Armok would reject the union and send an army of carp riding elephants against them. The army would lose.

If Cacame fought the circus, would he win, lose, or become the ringmaster?
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He'd become the lion tamer and the lion.

Why is earlier folks asking about first aid, dwarf have third aid, is two more, is better, you want no?
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He'd become the lion tamer and the lion.

Why is earlier folks asking about first aid, dwarf have third aid, is two more, is better, you want no?
No.

Why 3? Why not 4? 4 is 1 more than 3. Is better by 1. Still not want? Ok for you we make 5.
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Ok is deal.

What you want take for this, Aribas shoes, Sonu Playsystem?
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skyte100

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Nintindu Gamesquare will do. Have disc of Flame Emblem would like play.

I have lion to. You want lion? Is strong.
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Will pass, last lion I get was surprise from moose and squirrel, am still bleeding.

Perhaps know anyone with third aid available?
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skyte100

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I know guy. Is diagnostician.

Is good yes?
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Is good yes?

No.

Why does anyone think broken English is funny?
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