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[TheeBaconman]

...if crying is implemented. Take inspiration from the ridiculous awesome stories we share

Urist Mcmilitarywomen cancels fight: Miserable
Urist has started crying!
Urist Mcbaby was hit in the left eye by Urist Mcmilitarywomen's tear, piercing it!
A sensory nerve has been severed!
Urist Mcbaby was hit in the head by Urist Mcmilitarywomen's tear, tearing the brain and shattering the skull!
Urist Mcbaby has been struck down!

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Urist McMagmapumper cancels pump: Miserable
McMagmapumper is crying! (*tears contact magma*)
A section of the cavern has collapsed!!
Horrifying screams come up from below!
Praise the miners adamantine!