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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8010 on: December 30, 2018, 02:56:53 pm »

Honestly if Spore just made the cell stage into a full game and sold itself as that, it would have been better.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8011 on: December 30, 2018, 10:37:06 pm »

Honestly if Spore just made the cell stage into a full game and sold itself as that, it would have been better.

Isn't that basically what flOw was?
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8012 on: January 03, 2019, 02:53:53 pm »

This is as close as I'm going to get to a "random-ass stupid game ideas which you might actually be capable of making" thread, so here goes.

The Kalashnikov of Your Dreams: the VN in which you date russian firearms (which are anthropomorphized but not anthropomorphic)

To be clear, I don't want this game to exist because I'm interested in playing it, I want to make the game in order to have the satisfaction of having made something extra dumb.


And yes, I understand that there are probably ten thousand existing VNs in which you date guns. Which is why I specify non-anthropomorphic.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8013 on: January 03, 2019, 03:09:22 pm »



Is that what you want?

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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8014 on: January 03, 2019, 03:42:49 pm »

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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8015 on: January 03, 2019, 04:06:18 pm »

Yes but without the eyes and blush. Just a totally normal looking gun which happens to have feelings and is able to talk. :V
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8016 on: January 03, 2019, 04:16:03 pm »

I saw an anthropomorphised gun once. Its one of those things you can't unsee.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8017 on: January 03, 2019, 07:17:28 pm »

There's a whole game about anthro guns.

Now, as for a dating sim...

There has been a Tank Dating Simulator.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8018 on: January 03, 2019, 07:40:49 pm »

I mean Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is basically an anthropomorphized sword dating sim.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8019 on: January 05, 2019, 01:13:38 pm »

@Spore post

Genetical Material is a great band name.

Also (looks at gun stuff) what the f-
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8020 on: January 05, 2019, 01:19:54 pm »

@Spore the indie game thrive is aiming to do that, but is being developed at Dwarf Fortress speed and is still on molecular phase mostly.
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« Reply #8021 on: January 05, 2019, 06:01:14 pm »

That looks rad, though.
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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8022 on: January 08, 2019, 06:09:20 pm »

Fallout: Alaska

i took another trip to the headcanon mines, this is a pretty long game concept brainstorm.

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Re: Games you wish existed
« Reply #8023 on: January 08, 2019, 07:16:34 pm »

As far as a cold place that seems to be much farther to the north than other areas where Fallout games take place, the upcoming (and still in development) mod Fallout: The Frontier seems like the closest thing as far as setting goes.

The plot is way different, though - less Chinese and more Legion vs NCR drama.
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« Reply #8024 on: January 09, 2019, 09:16:49 am »

Falloot: Canada
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