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[Stworca]

That's more what the NORD guy would've done. See? Your votes matter! Which forces me to make another one soon, eh?

[shadenight123]

That's more what the NORD guy would've done. See? Your votes matter! Which forces me to make another one soon, eh?

then your father was a NORD. or your mother name was FRIEDA.
you have no excuses! go and break a bone!

[Supercharazad]

Is this dead now? Because that would suck.

[Stworca]

I had serious health issues, which in turn led to me losing my job and any chance of having a decent enough mood to joke about stuff. I will be more than willing to resume this let's play, BG2 one and begin a very special strategy-hell LP once i get at least one night that ain't sleepless.

My apologies to all them (unwashed and sneaky) viewers
Regards

[shadenight123]

sorry to hear about that...get back on your feet soon stworca!

[Hanzoku]

Sorry to hear about what's going on Stworca. Good luck and hope you get better soon.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sorry to hear about what's going on Stworca. Good luck and hope you get better soon.

Thirded. This is the best Morrowind LP that I've ever read. Mind you, I never even saw a Morrowind LP before yours, so...

[Supercharazad]

I had serious health issues, which in turn led to me losing my job and any chance of having a decent enough mood to joke about stuff. I will be more than willing to resume this let's play, BG2 one and begin a very special strategy-hell LP once i get at least one night that ain't sleepless.

My apologies to all them (unwashed and sneaky) viewers
Regards

Well, I hope you get better soon.

[Stworca]

Chapter 1 : "First Steps"
Part 10

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.


The only thing you can do to ensure that you'll get something nice, is taking the boxes from other people. Case and point, by killing this Nord i'll double my chances of getting something i'd actually want. Judging from his stance, drawn out sword and angry expression on his face, i guess he follows the same life rules.


Actually, i might have been wrong. He was just ugly, not angry. Though it's difficult to say, with all this blood..


My chocolate theory may require some more work though. As sometimes i feel as if i am controlled by some invisible hand. My actions forced by some other being.


Feels a lot like marriage, except with less screaming and violence.


But this was all before i took self-defense classes. Now i wouldn't go down so easily..
Say, you remind me of her. Did you get naked for a reason?


This reminds me of a Wood Elf i once knew, who insisted that lighter armor generates less noise, thus following this train of thought he concluded that being naked muffles all sounds.


He died while trying to sneak out from a prison. I guess he forgot about sight and smell..


Wait.. did i just imply that he was actually correct? Impossible. Being naked does not muffle noises. It generates an aura of obedience and respect though.
Now what do we have here? Another Imperial fort? I am tired of bumping into these..


Also, they are still after me, thus the obvious path to take is trying to wipe as many of them out, as possible, now that they are off guard. I won't have any trouble with that.


My master sneaking skills make me nigh invisible, these fools didn't even notice me yet!
Imperial 1 : Damn it, another farmer.. Stolen Sweetrolls, Cats stuck on trees.. By the gods i can't take it anymore.
Imperial 2 : Pretend that you're looking somewhere else, he'll walk away..
Imperial 1 : You better be right.


I guess i'll start with that tower.. Over there.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I should've used the giant bug transportation service, all this killing is killing.. my feet.


Needs some work, but the point remains. If not for the detour through Pelagiad, i would've been in Balmora by now. But.. what would i do there?


I have some "orders" from the so-called emperor. Was he drunk, i wonder? What did he expect anyway.. That i shall stand guard like one of these imperials, in the name of god-emperor? (wrong game..!)


I guess i could open a small bakery, and work for the good of community for the rest of my days. Making minimal wage, and having no perspectives for any bright future.


HAHAHAHAHA! That was a go--
Imperial Guard #13 : What was tha--- ASSASSINO! ASSASSINOOO! ALARM!
Oh, you've got to be kidding me!


Imperial Guard #13 : Give up, and i might let you live.
How about a counter-proposal? Die now, and i might keep a part of you with me, as a souvenir.


Imperial Guard #13 : Th-- ughh---- *dies*
Multiple voices from below, and from inside the fort : "This way!" "Get him!" "Assault!" "Alarm!" "Did anyone see my sweetroll?"
Damn it, i'm running out of time.. But i cannot leave.. Not before i decide which part of his body would best fit a ring.


Sneaky-Sneak, Sneaky-Sneak..
Imperial Guard 41,1# : There you are!
I call shenanigans!


Imperial Guard #3 : For crimes against Morrowind You're hereby sentenced for a lifetime of prison!
Damn it! Happens EVERY TIME!
Imperial Guard #5 : Surrender now, or we will use lethal force!
Come then, meet your maker!


*The following images have been removed, to keep this Let's Play family-friendly. Scenes were too drastic and/or disturbing. Rest assured, Dick Mountainjoy has won the day, and..*
FUCK!


*I might have been wrong.. Also : There goes the family friendly tag.*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You might have won this round, but i am never truly defeated! PUNY MORTALS! Witness my transformation into the DEMON OF W---
Or i could use this lockpick..


These guards may think that they're smart, but nobody searches that deeply..


..into my soul, to find that i can actually conjure these. Oh.. one of these locks..


Piece of cake, it's the "Mark 10" ones that i fail at.
Guard Christine : ...and thus making all those decisions really exhausts me. I couldn't take it any more. You see, my father, was a drinker, and a fiend..
Am i really witnessing this..? No matter, here is all my stuff.


I don;t mind her life story, so i'll just sneak out, leaving her out of harm's way..
Guard Christine : ...i like small children..
What did you..


Guard Christing : ..But they take too long to cook..
Well played.. You will live to see another day.
She was perfect, but she also was the enemy.. One day though, things may change, and she may.. oh, fuzzy carpet.


Now to sneak out, and nev--- THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!


Who betrayed me?! Was it th--


You were.. expecting me..? Color me intrigued.
Larrius : There is more to the Legion than meets the eye.
Go on.


Working.. FOR.. the Legion.. but for the right cause! Boredom-fueled rampage, that leads to the conquest of the known world!
Larrius : I will pretend i didn't hear that. Is that a yes?
Yes.. But how will you..
Larrius : I will send a guard after you, to clear my name, and all that. You understand. After this matter is resolved, we'll just forge a touching story about how the guards you killed were involved in a conspiracy..
I begin to like Vvardenfell.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ah-Ha! This must be the chase i was warned about.


Greetings, how are you on this fine day?
Imperial : Wh-- WHAT!?
WHAT!? AL-- OH NO!
Alexia : I have waited long for this day!


Of all the horrors of Abyss, why must it be you?!
Alexia : Shut up and die!


Foolish girl, you don't understand whom you're facing, do yo--- ughh...


Ok, you might have stabbed me that.. seven.. times.. But i have magic at my disposal! My health shall return to me as we fight! Yours is forever lost!


Alexia : Perhaps, but can you grow teeth back too? *smash*
...


Alexia : And look what i've learned, little man.


Do you mind, it might give a wrong idea about me to someone listening on u--
Did you just block that hit with your gauntlets?!


Alexia : Why, i did.
How is this even possible? Shouldn't block skill apply only to shield usage?
Alexia : I don't.. that's a good question, let me..
DENIED!


*Now that was anti-climactic!*
Hush, she was kicking my behinds! I LOST A TOOTH!
*That does it, i'm bringing her back to lif---*
Bitch, please. I'm too fast.

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This must be Balmora.. Compared to the swamps i've went through, and the Imperial forts, this seems like a decent enough place to stay.


So this is where i would arrive if i took the buggy.. What a tease.


A bit too wet, but that'll do. I could always float bodies down the river, to the sea. That would make me un-accusable!


Imagine all the glorious moments that are to come! When i meet Alexia again, she will be overwhelmed by my superior preperation and countless minions!
Hul : Helloo there, welcome to Balmora!


This city is simply perfect to serve as a tool in reaching my ultimate goal! Nothing shall stand in my path!
Hul : Didn't you li... what are y.. HEY!


*stomp* *crack*
..and when the dust settles, all that.. wait, what was that sound? Did i step on something..?! That's always a buzz-kill! I've just coated these shoes in a flesh layer of blood!


..sigh..
Hlaalu Guard : Did you just..
Yes, stepped in some sort of a bug, or perhaps a pile of manure.. i am unsure.
Hlaalu Guard : You.. You'll fit right in. (Keep in mind, that Argonians and Khajiit are treated like excrements in some parts of Vvardenfell)


Wait just a minute.. why is there a person lying on the ground behind me..?
Hlaalu Guard : ...Move along..

Not sure when the next update will arrive, but i had some spare time on my hands, so here is the ending of chapter 1.

[Supercharazad]

OH GOD YES THANK YOU

[shadenight123]

you have yet to eat corpses.

-.-'
Son I am Disappoint.


Just joking. Nice to see an update to this!.
A pity alexia died...but hey, you could bring her back later on as a zombie pleasu...ehm, zombie.

[Simmura McCrea]

So shirtless guy loses the family friendly tag, but naked dunmer doesn't?

[Supercharazad]

So shirtless guy loses the family friendly tag, but naked dunmer doesn't?

'twas the swearing, I believe.

[Stworca]

'twas the swearing, I believe.

Aye.

Regarding the Dunmer : I sincerely hope that nobody went out of their way to get offended by a 1 pixel wide trim.
I mean, while checking e-mail, one gets hardcore, tentacle porn pop-ups all the time (hotmail) so fap to that, and not the dunmer.