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Dwarven... "Child Care"
bukitodinos:
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--- Quote from: Silver Dragon on July 15, 2012, 02:42:57 am ---its nice to see some creative ways to deal with kids, i usually restrict them fairly low and if i forget end up sealing them in a room till they kill each other off wile the parents are sitting happily in there legendary dining hall eating there fine meals and not careing abit :P
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This makes me wonder what it would take to set up a Dwarven Battle Royal or Hunger Games.
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a shiton of walls, berserk children, and a few addy weapons mixed in with the bronze ones.
toomanysecrets:
--- Quote from: Kadzar on July 15, 2012, 07:21:45 pm ---This makes me wonder what it would take to set up a Dwarven Battle Royal or Hunger Games.
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Haha if it were battle royale then some of the children would only get a figurine or perhaps a flask.
Hanslanda:
Urist McHasAFlaskofGnomeblight: That's not so bad, at least its poison I guess.
Melbil McAddyGreataxe: Sweeet.
Urist: Fuck my life.
joeymax23:
everyones talking about keeping the kids sane. but badass idea, instead of giving a goddamn shit about the kids (just liek any good dorf doesn't) is stubpid, i mean their damn SUPERSOLDIERS, insanity is practicly mandatory. you can incorporate portcullesess into then and put them on your walls, and when the gobbos come, you can lift the gates and unleash gates of the hellfire and damnnation pits of doom and death, murder and meyhem and laugh and praise armok as the gobbos evacuate their soon-to-be dead bowels as the stare at a seething, magma dripping, deasesed sillowet of a skelliton teenager riding his pet rabid doomhound named urist mcfoammouth. mwaahahahahaha, AHAHHAA, AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA- *cough cough* sorry, i had to many opiates last night. ;)
misko27:
I thought we went over this, The insane starve, which makes for a wasted effort. But, do berzerk dwzrves get stat boosts? Cause if yes then we can keep them constantly unhappy, then when faced with a massive siege, we execute the relatives to push them over the edge. We could hold parents hpstsge for this purpose. Then, we unleash the dwarf on our enemies
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