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moki

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Re: Your best militia name.
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2011, 06:38:43 pm »

I just got...

"The Armored Uncertainty"

...very dwarfy indeed. It's never certain if the military will arrive at the battle or prefer to have a party. And armorerd they will be, as I just struck some lovely metal very deep down.
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« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2011, 07:50:11 pm »

"Blockaded Lancers"<--- This one has haunted me in almost every major fort I've created.
Holy shit, me too.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2011, 08:05:34 pm »

"The Long Guards"  Is my current fort's Fortress guard squad name.  Pretty good.

Also "The Heavenly Scales"  and "The Fangs of Gold" Which also aren't bad since my guys are dragonmen.

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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2011, 09:58:51 pm »

"Blockaded Lancers"<--- This one has haunted me in almost every major fort I've created.
Holy shit, me too.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT BLOCKADED LANCERS

Probably my favorite military name has been "The Eviscerating Axes," which was, fittingly, an axedwarf squad. I gave every one of them the custom profession of "Eviscerator," save the militia commander, who was "Chief Eviscerator." They all died to a jelly-opal humanoid with deadly dust.
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Re: Your best militia name.
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2011, 10:56:51 pm »

From my current fort:

The Free Tours
The Courageous Tombs
The Gravel of Delights
The Tongs of Blueness
The Rough Release
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2011, 03:30:23 pm »

Just got The Passionate Swords.
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 04:35:27 pm »

The Weapons of Vanquishing. The leader's name was Atish Beradtul. He had sixty-eight notable kills and a named masterwork adamantine short sword, although judging by the closeness of his name to "beard tool", I rather think it wasn't the sword that killed them.
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 05:42:45 pm »

Paper Defenses. Not mine (someone mentioned it somewhere on forum), but hilarious.
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 05:53:32 pm »

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« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2011, 01:56:35 pm »

My latest squad is the Biting Dragons. The Biting Dragons and the Passionate Swords both have very dramatic names.
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« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2011, 02:49:14 am »

The Rough Release

LOLS! tell them to take some laxatives

besides that little comment i have nothing to say sadly :(
i dont play much fortress so i dont got any funny names
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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2011, 12:00:54 pm »

Bodice appears in almost all of my squad names. "The hollow bodices" "The armored bodices"
I think the only time I have ever heard the word "Bodice" is in Dwarf Fortress.
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« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2011, 12:09:38 pm »

"The Coincidental Whips", a metal armor default uniform junk squad.  the squad leader and at least three underlings picked up whips and are now master lashers.  The rest of the squad is being moved to lashers.
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« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2011, 02:21:34 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Disloyalty of Nudes

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Re: Your best militia name.
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2011, 12:23:48 pm »

"The Holy Bolt" my halberdier squad. (genesis)
Lucky one,''The Armored Beards".
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