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Author Topic: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.  (Read 3461 times)

Ioric Kittencuddler

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Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« on: February 24, 2008, 12:46:00 pm »

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penguinofhonor

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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2008, 12:59:00 pm »
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« Last Edit: October 20, 2015, 09:57:14 pm by penguinofhonor »
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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2008, 01:02:00 pm »
Incidentally, here's the entire log from that adventurer.

** Starting Adventurer **
The olmman is no longer stunned.
The frogman is no longer stunned.
It is the 16th of Granite, 1050.
You begin sneaking.
The olmman is no longer stunned.
The frogman is no longer stunned.
You've been spotted!
You strike at The goblin Spearmaster but the shot is blocked!
The goblin Spearmaster counterstrikes!
The goblin Spearmaster stabs You in the upper body with her *Iron spear*!
It is broken!
Your right lung has been pierced!
Your left lung has been pierced!
Your heart has been pierced!
Your upper spine has been mangled!
The *Iron spear* has lodged firmly in the wound!
You lose hold of the Chestnut shield.
You lose hold of the Cedar long sword.
You fall over.
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
You give in to pain.
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
The goblin Spearmaster twists the embedded *Iron spear* around in Your upper body!
You have bled to death.

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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2008, 03:23:00 pm »
I believe all of the stuff he added in newer versions was a response to people whining about how uncreative ratmen, batmen, and firemen were.
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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2008, 03:29:00 pm »
We need dogmen and catmen.
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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2008, 03:36:00 pm »
Where are my fluffy womblermen?  :(
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 03:37:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Torak:
<STRONG>We need dogmen and catmen.</STRONG>

Woah, yeah. War Dogmen!

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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 03:37:00 pm »
Carpmen?
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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 03:47:00 pm »
Zombie giant eaglemen
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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 03:54:00 pm »
Also Cowmen.  I'd name one Miranda.
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 03:55:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Torak:
<STRONG>Carpmen?</STRONG>

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penguinofhonor

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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 05:00:00 pm »
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« Last Edit: October 20, 2015, 09:57:19 pm by penguinofhonor »
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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 05:09:00 pm »
Dwarfmen and Elfmen.
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Re: Toady will anthropomorphitize anything.
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 06:54:00 pm »
Behold the terror of the Lobsterman! Ten points for who can place the reference. I will mod these myself soon enough...
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 07:12:00 pm »
Manmen.   :D
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