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Kay12

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Re: Has anyone noticed...?
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2011, 12:35:04 am »

Yeah, there's plenty of them in LCS... the Ministry of Love and Ace Attorney spring to mind.

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Re: Has anyone noticed...?
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2011, 12:48:24 am »

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Re: Has anyone noticed...?
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2011, 12:04:34 am »

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There are black elves

...Someone needs to illustrate this.
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Re: Has anyone noticed...?
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2011, 12:29:02 am »

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There are black elves

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Re: Has anyone noticed...?
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2011, 01:21:40 am »

Nah, the LCS is a heterogeneous group when it comes to the racial traits of its members, but elves are all white skinned blondes with blue eyes. You know, I think elves must be the decedents of some ultra racist arch-conservative humans that eugenized the fucking life out every single "non-whiteblondewithblueeyes" inside the genetic pool of their community and then got those stupid pointy ears out of countless generations of inbreeding.  :P

Better yet, Democratic, multicultural Elf societies shaped those Elves as they are, yet whitie Elf and blackie Elf got left out. Or rather morphed into a browner "middle" version. I think the ultra racist arch-conservative Elves would have just left the different Elves out of their sexual selection. Eugenics works by excluding others out of the population, not actual genetic manipulation or grab-bag gene-economics. That would take forever. Besides, no one would be so choosy over superficial features that they would require anything other than traditional cultural homogeneity.
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Re: Has anyone noticed...?
« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2011, 01:23:20 pm »

Nah, the LCS is a heterogeneous group when it comes to the racial traits of its members, but elves are all white skinned blondes with blue eyes. You know, I think elves must be the decedents of some ultra racist arch-conservative humans that eugenized the fucking life out every single "non-whiteblondewithblueeyes" inside the genetic pool of their community and then got those stupid pointy ears out of countless generations of inbreeding.  :P

Better yet, Democratic, multicultural Elf societies shaped those Elves as they are, yet whitie Elf and blackie Elf got left out. Or rather morphed into a browner "middle" version. I think the ultra racist arch-conservative Elves would have just left the different Elves out of their sexual selection. Eugenics works by excluding others out of the population, not actual genetic manipulation or grab-bag gene-economics. That would take forever. Besides, no one would be so choosy over superficial features that they would require anything other than traditional cultural homogeneity.
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1:BURNT_UMBER:1:CINNAMON:1:COPPER:1:DARK_BROWN:1:DARK_PEACH:1:DARK_TAN:1:ECRU:1:PALE_BROWN:1:PALE_CHESTNUT:1:PALE_PINK:1:PEACH:1:PINK:1:RAW_UMBER:1:SEPIA:1:TAN:1:TAUPE_PALE:1:TAUPE_SANDY:1]

The rainbow of elves. Please do not taste.
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