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Voting closed: October 12, 2011, 12:30:22 am

[freeformschooler]

"Man, I am so bored." Mimi kicks the ground at some point during their long walk. "I wonder what Alex's gang is doing? I wonder if my powers have to cool down like a spell in an MMORPG? I wonder how often they even work?"

[Title Power: 2+2+10] (yes, Brutal Affront confirmation please)

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Man, I am so bored." Mimi kicks the ground at some point during their long walk. "I wonder what Alex's gang is doing? I wonder if my powers have to cool down like a spell in an MMORPG? I wonder how often they even work?"

[Title Power: 2+2+10] (yes, Brutal Affront confirmation please)

(Grave Blunder. Whee hee hee!)

You attempt to look in on the group you'd been travelling with before your episode, but you somehow get your bearings crossed and end up looking into blackness. Slowly, you realize you aren't seeing some kind of abyss. Your field of vision begins to widen, and you realize you are looking at a black mannequin, wearing a mantle of flame. It's featureless face makes no motion, but you hear it speak none the less.

"I see you."

You are so startled by this turn of events, and the creepiness of the thing you saw, that you immediately pass out.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Wake up.



"Whoa."

[applesauce machine]

>Mikhael, Emily, and TE: Realize one of you will eventually need to talk. Or find something kinky, anyway.

"...Uh... hhh!?" she says, quickly, glancing back and forth from Mikheal to TE.

[Blade Master Model 42]

CA: NOPE. PUNCH HIM IN THE KNEE.

You punch BT in the knee, but the recent slapfest has left you weak and dizzy, and the punch does little. The fact that BT crushes your neck with his foot just as your fist connects may also have been a factor.



>Alex, Claire and Steve: Hear disturbing crunching sound.

The group of three reach CA and BT just as BT raises his boot, coated in purple gore. Alex turns green and vomits spectacularly.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Exit your dream tower. You have important business to attend to.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Above update: A perfect example of why not to fuck with the Black Templar.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Mimi: Exit your dream tower. You have important business to attend to.

After attempting (unsuccessfully) to shake of the strange feeling of fear and apprehension your vision resulted in, you leave your dream tower, to attend to some heretofore unmentioned important business you have to do.

>Alex: Continue to expel recent sustenance.

A person in the act of vomiting tends to remain in the act of vomiting until they run out of food/bile. That's one of Newton's laws, right? You aren't really in a position to properly respond to BT as he lefts the dead troll by one of his horns and inquires if the group knows just Who is this Douchebag?

[freeformschooler]

"Derse is making their move. Might be time to rally our own troops."

>Mimi: Find a civilian building. Seek civilians.

[The Fool]

"whAT thE HeCk! YoU kILLeD sOmEoNE wiThoUT EveN kNOWinG wHo ThEy wErE. WhAt'S wROng wiTh yOU!?"

>Steve: Be outraged.

[applesauce machine]

>Mikhael, Emily, and TE: Realize one of you will eventually need to talk. Or find something kinky, anyway.

"...Uh... hhh!?" she says, quickly, glancing back and forth from Mikheal to TE.

>All: Bask in excessive awkward silence.

((Should we do a pesterlog? This seems like a good time for that.))

[Johnfalcon99977]

Fine, I'll say something, dispite the fact that I already submited a command two pages ago.

>Mikhael: Who the hell are you?

[Blade Master Model 42]

"whAT thE HeCk! YoU kILLeD sOmEoNE wiThoUT EveN kNOWinG wHo ThEy wErE. WhAt'S wROng wiTh yOU!?"

>Steve: Be outraged.

>Black Templar: Add Head to your collection.

Black Templar proceeds to tear off CA's head and completely ignore Steve's rage and inquiry. "The Whiney bitch was surprising easy to kill anyway. For some reason I thought I would get more of a fight out of him. Been a while since I've had a fight that wasn't a complete curbstomp. Guess this kid wasn't the one to break that."

>Black Templar: Admire Head Collection

Your head collection is so beautiful, it almost brings a tear to your eye when you look at it. Almost.

You have all kinds of heads here, from your first Imp kill to your most recent Giclops kill, intill it was replaced by that other douches fleshy skull. Sometimes you wonder why you started collecting heads, but the thought soon dissipates as soon as you realize that It was because it was fun as hell. Of course, you had to reconstruct the imp head from memory as it shattered into grist when you killed it the first time, but you've since alchemized a sword with the specific purpose of leaving underling heads intact. It seems to dampen the amount of grist you receive, but who cares, free heads!

Alex appears to be all vomited out, and is shaking.

"Derse is making their move. Might be time to rally our own troops."

>Mimi: Find a civilian building. Seek civilians.

It doesn't take long to find civilians. They're everywhere on Derse's moon. Not as much as on Prospit proper, but still. They're averting their gaze as always though.

[freeformschooler]

>Mimi: Fly down, approach one and lay a hand on its shoulder.

"Do not be afraid of me. I am here to help you."

[SirAaronIII]

> Claire: Make a face of disgust that would probably be really hilarious if you could see it, but since this is text it'll have to remain unseen.