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Author Topic: Build a village: A New Hope  (Read 141629 times)

Evil Lincoln

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Build a village: A New Hope
« on: September 18, 2011, 08:37:27 am »

Build A Village:

5 Peasants have traveled long and hard and finaly they have reached their destination. Today they will build a village, a beacon of hope in a world of darkness, a bastion of goodwill amoung the seas of corruption, a fort of inde-
Lets just suffice to say it's going to be a nice place to live.


To the North are many rolling hills, to the south is a beach as well as a vast lake, there is a large forest to the west and wide open plains to the east.

There is so much to do and so little time. What shall the party do, and more importantly what shall we call this soon to be prosperous township?

Population:
 5x peasants

Inventory:
 1x Hammer
 1x Shovel
 1x Pickaxe
 1x Hatchet

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« Last Edit: October 06, 2011, 03:26:39 am by Evil Lincoln »
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2011, 08:39:04 am »

Cut some trees down and build a town hall/base.
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2011, 08:40:40 am »

Cut some trees down and build a town hall/base.

Standard Warcraft 3 tactic, do it. 
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 08:41:27 am »

Well, we don't seem to have any food on us, so we should look in the forest for food. Also we need some shelter, so build a shelter from wood obtained in the forest.
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2011, 09:05:58 am »


A townhall is a bit ambitious but a shelter sounds doable in the short term, one of the peasants takes the axe only and begins to chop down trees in the forest.
One peasant stays behind to watch the equipment while the remaining 3 search for food.

The peasants have discovered: Red Berries

These berries look delicious and have a healthy red glow about them. Do you wish to gather berries for food Y/N?

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« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 09:07:53 am by Evil Lincoln »
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 09:09:26 am »

I can already tell something Fun is about to happen. Yes.

Also, have a random giant whale attack the lone peasant.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 09:11:43 am by hitty40 »
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2011, 09:10:17 am »

Have someone try one of the red berries. Name the town New Hope(if noone objects)
Also keep the lone peasant watching the tools, as we probably cannot replace them if something happens to them.
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2011, 09:19:07 am »

Once we are done picking berries, gather some stones and branches and make a firepit
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2011, 09:22:19 am »

ARGH!  An idler! Have him look for rocks for the firepit.

By the way.. WHAT kind of villagers are they?

Humans?
Dwarves? Then have them grow beards. Too tall and skinny fir that.
Elves? Then they must grow pointy ears. Clearly their actions contradicts this.

Nevermind then..
« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 09:26:41 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2011, 09:39:59 am »

Send that idler off into the hills to scout for the enemy base and proceed to 17 orc grunt rush.
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2011, 09:45:52 am »

mfw all the Warcraft 3 references.

Name the village Candy Mountain.

Collect the red berries.
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2011, 10:03:45 am »

consume berries, check for psychadelia
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2011, 10:40:06 am »

I vote New Hope.

Have one guy Collect berries.
Have one guy Take up the shovel and start making farm land (if possible, if not then go off to dig a hole in the ground as the start of a mine.)
Have one guy Take up the pickaxe and start digging a mine (if possible, if not then get the shovel guy to do so.)
Axe guy keeps cutting wood.
Have the last guy grab the hammer and go search the plains for any food grasses.
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2011, 10:41:30 am »

I vote New Hope.

Have one guy Collect berries.
Have one guy Take up the shovel and start making farm land (if possible, if not then go off to dig a hole in the ground as the start of a mine.)
Have one guy Take up the pickaxe and start digging a mine (if possible, if not then get the shovel guy to do so.)
Axe guy keeps cutting wood.
Have the last guy grab the hammer and go search the plains for any food grasses.

I vote for this.
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Re: Build a village (Name pending)
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2011, 01:10:56 pm »

Let this be the village of "Progress!"

+1 for chomping those berries and then building a fire pit.
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