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[jaxler]

carp... i know they don't chomp and murder like the old days but my dumb ass swarfs dodged into water and sunk like stones.
dwarf count 4
wolf spawn
dwarf count 3
mine collapse
dwarf count 1
snake bite
nercosis and so i suspect he will die soon

and why do carp still kill, i reamember a day when my entire army got wiped by a koi pond. yes the fish were to hard core

[Urist Imiknorris]

The carp still kill because they think they're cornered and attack, causing dwarves to dodge. Dwarves, being complete morons, dodge directly into the river and drown.