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Author Topic: !!HORSEPLAY!!  (Read 11402 times)

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #60 on: September 29, 2011, 10:04:04 am »

Neigh. regret loss of gloves cloathes and protective specs.
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Ahra

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #61 on: September 29, 2011, 10:27:47 am »

right... how will we humanize again?
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

forsaken1111

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #62 on: September 29, 2011, 10:28:27 am »

right... how will we humanize again?
Clearly we need human poop in the mixture.
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Ahra

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #63 on: September 29, 2011, 10:51:09 am »

... riiiight my mind is gonna go cry in the corner over there
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

forsaken1111

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #64 on: September 29, 2011, 10:57:18 am »

We'll need:

2 coins
Some soft grey metal
Several drops horse blood
A good amount of human feces
A lot of yellow chemical
A small amount of green chemical
Fire

BEGIN COLLECTION
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #65 on: September 29, 2011, 11:02:19 am »

It's probably a temporary effect if my knowledge of fictional potions is correct... it's the kind of transformation that becomes permenant after midnight.
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Dwarmin

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #66 on: September 29, 2011, 11:04:44 am »

Alas!

We have no HANDS!

We can only hope the power of !!Alchemy!! wears off in time. Or perhaps we may find a kind owner who will not beat us to harshly and give us plenty of sugar and grass to eat!

Meanwhile, we may as well gallop in the streets!
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forsaken1111

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #67 on: September 29, 2011, 11:05:45 am »

Meanwhile, we may as well gallop in the streets!
Whilst mentally noting the limitations of our new form! We may have just stumbled upon the ultimate travelling potion! Become a horse for several hours and gallop your way to the next town today!
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #68 on: September 29, 2011, 11:08:16 am »

WAIT STOP EVERYTHING!

With four hooves we could become the worlds BEST tapdancer. This is the begginning Of our rise to equine tapdancing FAME!
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forsaken1111

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« Reply #69 on: September 29, 2011, 11:10:48 am »

WAIT STOP EVERYTHING!

With four hooves we could become the worlds BEST tapdancer. This is the begginning Of our rise to equine tapdancing FAME!
VETO
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #70 on: September 29, 2011, 12:08:14 pm »

> do0 what loki did
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Ahra

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #71 on: September 29, 2011, 12:26:13 pm »

... sorry i hope we are male (Loki fucked an horse and became pregnant with sleipnir, the horse of odin)
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #72 on: September 29, 2011, 01:03:38 pm »

Loki the tranvestite (homosexual) beastiality furry. because the greeks can't have all the fun.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #73 on: September 29, 2011, 01:21:41 pm »

WAIT STOP EVERYTHING!

With four hooves we could become the worlds BEST tapdancer. This is the begginning Of our rise to equine tapdancing FAME!
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Dwarmin

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« Reply #74 on: September 29, 2011, 02:54:12 pm »

WAIT STOP EVERYTHING!

With four hooves we could become the worlds BEST tapdancer. This is the begginning Of our rise to equine tapdancing FAME!

DOUBLE VETO!
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