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jetex1911

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #90 on: October 02, 2011, 06:04:07 pm »

Nonsense! !!ALCHEMY!! was here before !!SCIENCE!!. !!ALCHEMY!! is !!SCIENCE!!'s father! I see no reason that this isn't !!ALCHEMY!!. !!ALCHEMY!! was the !!SCIENCE!! of mideval times!
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Ahra

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #91 on: October 02, 2011, 06:05:48 pm »

SCIENCE!! was making grinders windmills and such, (and some things for killing other men)
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #92 on: October 03, 2011, 03:27:05 am »

Whereas !!ALCHEMY!! has, since the times of Kings Arthur and Charlemagne, been about transforming oneself into a horse using feces.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #93 on: October 03, 2011, 11:58:18 am »

Whereas !!ALCHEMY!! has, since the times of Kings Arthur and Charlemagne, been about transforming oneself into a horse using feces.

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klingon13524

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #94 on: October 03, 2011, 01:49:16 pm »

Steal a few assorted food goods from market stalls, carrying them back with your mouth. Once you're back in human form, use the remaining potion on a random guy to verify that it works consistently.
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Monkeyfacedprickleback

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #95 on: October 04, 2011, 05:38:41 am »

Go to sleep. Potions all wear off when you sleep.
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Dwarmin

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #96 on: October 04, 2011, 12:18:28 pm »

Guys, guy-I think the GM has abandoned the game. :P

He hasn't posted in 4 days, and has been active in the forum lol.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #97 on: October 04, 2011, 12:26:42 pm »

URRNNKKK.

I'm sorry. I haven't been inspired recently. I shall try to post an update today.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #98 on: October 06, 2011, 11:06:21 pm »

bump.

I must know the results of our feces potions.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #99 on: October 07, 2011, 08:21:03 am »

Maybe he'd be more inspired if we stopped playing with feces.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2011, 11:56:37 am by forsaken1111 »
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« Reply #100 on: October 08, 2011, 01:01:12 am »

Maybe he's be more inspired if we stopped playing with feces.

You're sick.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #101 on: October 08, 2011, 11:57:10 am »

Maybe he's be more inspired if we stopped playing with feces.

You're sick.
I know, I know. I'm crazy for suggesting we play with something other than poop.

But it may make the mod more interested in continuing.
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« Reply #102 on: November 03, 2011, 11:54:04 am »

Woah. You feel very dizzy. How long have you been asleep? You roll over onto your front, and stand up, but your arms continue to land back on the floor. OH NO! You are still a horse. It seems that sleeping it off will not allow you to recover from your transformation. Oh, well, you think. Might as well make the most of it. You tap all four of your hooves in a rhythmical fashion. This is incredibly silly.

Anyway, it's time to get down to business. If horseshit was what got you into this mess, surely manshit is what will get you out of it. And look! Here's the old clay pot you've been using as a toilet, and was totally in your inventory this whole time! It's a pity you can't pick it up with these ridiculous hooves.

Take note that you are now Dangerously Hungry

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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #103 on: November 03, 2011, 12:13:17 pm »

Become the most amazing horse in history.
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Re: !!ALCHEMY!!
« Reply #104 on: November 03, 2011, 12:45:25 pm »

We need more time...find a stable that would take care of a poor starving horse like us while we work out a plan.
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