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Sir Finkus

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About damn time
« on: October 02, 2011, 01:54:06 am »


It's been an interesting few weeks in the science department. First, cern may have redefined one of the most fundamental laws of physics, and then scientists learned to read our thoughts.  Neat stuff, but what we've really all been waiting for has finally arrived:

Video and site are pretty worksafe, but may raise some eyebrows.
Using Kinect, is a virtual big breasts. "Marker-less" representation "3D" Advanced "touch busty" "several people play" features and so on.

That's right, now with a Kinect, an xbox360, and a software download, you can now have your own pair of comically large breasts for "touch busty" and "several people play".  Who knows what the implications may be.

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Re: About damn time
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2011, 03:25:34 am »

Did this come out of Japan?

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Re: About damn time
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2011, 04:48:17 am »

Did this come out of Japan?
Of course, the Japanese are leaders in this field.

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Re: About damn time
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2011, 04:52:25 am »

Simply revolutionary.
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2011, 04:54:25 am »

Did this come out of Japan?

Do the people in that video look like Vikings to you?

Anyway.  Those don't look like breasts, they look like big water droplets with that fish-eye effect, and react to physics like repelling magnets.  Sure, it's kinda funny, but it seems like there's more fun stuff they could do with it if the technology is that primitive.

Oh yeah, and damn you Japan and so forth.
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2011, 06:16:39 am »

I only just watched the video.  I just instinctively know, "Oh shit, what is Japan doing this time?"

EDIT: I also love the fact that the program has an activation motion.  "Bubble Breast Power, ACTIVATE!"

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Re: About damn time
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011, 06:17:50 am »

The long wait it over, finally I too can feel pretty!

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Re: About damn time
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2011, 06:20:08 am »

The long wait it over, finally I too can feel pretty!
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2011, 07:41:50 am »

Anyway.  Those don't look like breasts, they look like big water droplets with that fish-eye effect, and react to physics like repelling magnets.  Sure, it's kinda funny, but it seems like there's more fun stuff they could do with it if the technology is that primitive.
If there is anything Boobs Don't Work That Way has taught me it is that that is how breasts looks and behaves in Japan.
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2011, 09:44:42 am »

Japan has a whole different set of physical laws for breast mechanics.
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 09:48:06 am »

Japan has a whole different set of physical laws for breast mechanics.
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 09:48:26 am »

It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2011, 09:49:07 am »

Japan has a whole different set of physical laws for breast mechanics.
Im sigging this, nao.

Fine by me.  :)

It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Is this also what causes Tokyo to be the center of the universe?
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Re: About damn time
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2011, 09:55:38 am »

It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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