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Have I turned breaching the HFS from the most terrifying and challenging thing a dwarf can do into a simple and hilarious thing that anyone can do?

Yes
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No
- 51 (6.3%)
BANANA!
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Author Topic: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)  (Read 227521 times)

Oliolli

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Don't forget the maximum height tower above the hole so that you can hold a record sky-dive event when the noble of your choice "dedicates" the new farm plot. 

The initial liquid for irrigating the site does not have to be water.

Drop a goblin from up there, you'll have a massive splatter down in hell.

"Before you throw me down, could you tell me how deep down this hole goes?"
"Yes. It goes all the way."

And eons after the fort crumbles, human archeologists find the site, and a hole in the ground. Imagine the looks on their faces when they find out it is literally a hole to hell!
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

Necro910

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Don't forget the maximum height tower above the hole so that you can hold a record sky-dive event when the noble of your choice "dedicates" the new farm plot. 

The initial liquid for irrigating the site does not have to be water.

Drop a goblin from up there, you'll have a massive splatter down in hell.

"Before you throw me down, could you tell me how deep down this hole goes?"
"Yes. It goes all the way."

And eons after the fort crumbles, human archeologists find the site, and a hole in the ground. Imagine the looks on their faces when they find out it is literally a hole to hell!
Imagine the look on their face when they see that the bodies are still falling, due to the air-time being so long.

"And here we apparently have some kind of thermally bonded stone. None of our tools can even chip this stuff an- OH GOD! THE BODIES! EVERYWHERE! OH GOD IT'S IN MY OATMEAL"

Wannazzaki

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Why not aim the goblin into the eerie pits? A fate worse than death: Falling into the warp!
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Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom rider! Na na, na na!

Necro910

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Why not aim the goblin into the eerie pits? A fate worse than death: Falling into the warp!
Gain horrible mutations praised gifts as a bonus!

Wannazzaki

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Why not aim the goblin into the eerie pits? A fate worse than death: Falling into the warp!
Gain horrible mutations praised gifts as a bonus!

I always felt dorfs could do with a few extra cancerous tentacles, all the better to force them to hold more crossbows with.
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Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom rider! Na na, na na!

Necro910

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Why not aim the goblin into the eerie pits? A fate worse than death: Falling into the warp!
Gain horrible mutations praised gifts as a bonus!

I always felt dorfs could do with a few extra cancerous beards, all the better to force them to hold more crossbows with.
Fixed that for you.

Wannazzaki

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Why not aim the goblin into the eerie pits? A fate worse than death: Falling into the warp!
Gain horrible mutations praised gifts as a bonus!

I always felt dorfs could do with a few extra cancerous beards, all the better to force them to hold more crossbows with.
Fixed that for you.

This reminds me of a conversation i had elsewhere. People were discussing on how to make dwarves egg laying creatures. I put forward they they either detached their beard which grew into a dwarf after going  through a vermin style larval stage, or even better, the beard was in fact an ovipoitor and they would plant their faces in the nest box and sort of vomit out a clutch of eggs from within the beards confines. Followed by each egg if harvested contained 5 units of alcoholic yolk and albumen...
« Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 12:49:00 pm by Wannazzaki »
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Loud Whispers

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I think a few sacrifices are in order for Aussie's almost total victory over Hell HApPy FuN d0RF LanD


I will begin by sacrificing two cats and one bob dylan CD.

PRAISE HIS AUSSIE ARSE!

Necro910

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Why not aim the goblin into the eerie pits? A fate worse than death: Falling into the warp!
Gain horrible mutations praised gifts as a bonus!

I always felt dorfs could do with a few extra cancerous beards, all the better to force them to hold more crossbows with.
Fixed that for you.

This reminds me of a conversation i had elsewhere. People were discussing on how to make dwarves egg laying creatures. I put forward they they either detached their beard which grew into a dwarf after going  through a vermin style larval stage, or even better, the beard was in fact an ovipoitor and they would plant their faces in the next box and sort of vomit out a clutch of eggs from within the beards confines. Followed by each egg if harvested contained 5 units of alcoholic yolk and vomit...
Fixed that for you.

Wannazzaki

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Stop fixing my suggestions into better things!

On the note of sacrifices: A quota of 10% of all migrants must be sacrificed from the highest peak of the highest tower into the lowest pits of hell to appease the lords below, Armok the god of blood and the great masters of the warp?
« Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 12:53:45 pm by Wannazzaki »
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Necro910

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fix my suggestions into better things!

On the note of sacrifices: A quota of 100% of all migrants must be sacrificed from the highest peak of the highest tower into the lowest pits of hell to appease the lords below, Armok the god of blood, and the great masters of the warp?
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Mego

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fix my suggestions into better things!

On the note of sacrifices: A quota of 100% of all cats must be sacrificed from the highest peak of the highest tower into the lowest pits of hell to appease the lords below, Armok the god of blood, and the great masters of the warp?
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Necro910

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fix my suggestions into better things!

On the note of sacrifices: A quota of 100% of all cats must be sacrificed from the highest peak of the highest tower into the lowest pits of hell to appease the lords below, Armok the god of blood, and the great masters of the warp?
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I'm not sure if you changed anything  :-\

JDF117

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fix my suggestions into better things!

On the note of sacrifices: A quota of 100% of all cats must be sacrificed from the highest peak of the highest tower into the lowest pits of hell to appease the lords below, Armok the god of blood, and the great masters of the warp?
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I noticed you changed migrants to cats   :)
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« Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 07:54:05 pm by JDF117 »
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ThatAussieGuy

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You're all terrible, awful, terrible, terrible hilarious people.   And we're building up the east wall.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2011, 08:00:21 pm by ThatAussieGuy »
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