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Have I turned breaching the HFS from the most terrifying and challenging thing a dwarf can do into a simple and hilarious thing that anyone can do?

Yes
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- 51 (6.3%)
BANANA!
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Author Topic: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)  (Read 210191 times)

ThatAussieGuy

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Yay, back on the wall-

WHAT THE FUCK YOU DORFED ME FEMALE AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm beginning to think there AREN'T any male dwarves in Swordthunders, to be quite honest... >.>

No, wait I found one....

Mego

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DIBS

ThatAussieGuy

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DIBS

You'll take what you're given and LIKE it!  Now get back to building the North Wall!

Damn uppity slave labour, I swear...

EveryZig

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I'm beginning to think there AREN'T any male dwarves in Swordthunders, to be quite honest... >.>

No, wait I found one....
Do away with him.
With only a few murders, you can have a fortress that will never have to deal with children!
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Soaplent green is goblins!

Mego

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Murder? Just draft him into the military. Suicide by clown.

Wannazzaki

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Murder? Just draft him into the military. Suicide by clown.

How do you do that when all of the clowns are being baited into a giant drafts board of obsidianising death? You need to build a sacrifical tower above an eerie pit damnit!
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ThatAussieGuy

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Murder? Just draft him into the military. Suicide by clown.

Five words: Doren always gets there first.


Murder? Just draft him into the military. Suicide by clown.

How do you do that when all of the clowns are being baited into a giant drafts board of obsidianising death? You need to build a sacrifical tower above an eerie pit damnit!

You still get small groups that periodically spawn (and eventually depart if left alone) around the edge of the map.

ThatAussieGuy

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RIP Oaktree.  You should've stayed away from that Cinders Demon.  Game crashed.  Only lost about 10 mins, but at least Oaktree's not dead.  Yet...

Nevermind.  Oaktree died again.  From the looks of it, he went too close to the Demons of Amber hanging around on an isolated wall piece.  Musashi's dead too, but I don't know how he died.

« Last Edit: October 14, 2011, 10:16:14 pm by ThatAussieGuy »
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Vehudur

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lol.   How's my dwarf doing?
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...and a third died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life.

I used to have an avatar, but I was told to remove it after it kept making people go insane.

Girlinhat

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This is turning into a game of names, we've veered off the focus of conquering hell :P

ThatAussieGuy

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This is turning into a game of names, we've veered off the focus of conquering hell :P

The North Wall's ongoing.  It's tougher as there's demon incursions occuring more often due to it being the last open wall.   I'm going to get them building from the top down, so that should reduce the danger a little.

Oliolli

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This is turning into a game of names, we've veered off the focus of conquering hell :P

Hell has pretty much already been conquered.

After the walls are complete, what will the dorfed ones do exactly? Become military?
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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This is turning into a game of names, we've veered off the focus of conquering hell :P

Hell has pretty much already been conquered.

After the walls are complete, what will the dorfed ones do exactly? Become military?
Encase the entire world in stone. Create a giant statue in Hell, and one in the over world. Then proceed with covering the world in volcanic glass! THE WORLD SHALL KNOW THE POWER OF MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ThatAussieGuy

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This is turning into a game of names, we've veered off the focus of conquering hell :P

Hell has pretty much already been conquered.

After the walls are complete, what will the dorfed ones do exactly? Become military?

I have... plans for you all when the wall is complete, don't you worry...

Girlinhat

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I demand a duel against a demon.  Bring me... which are the ones that explode, again?
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