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Have I turned breaching the HFS from the most terrifying and challenging thing a dwarf can do into a simple and hilarious thing that anyone can do?

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Author Topic: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)  (Read 216868 times)

peskyninja

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Now we can start testing the effects of eriee glowing pits on our subjects.
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

ThatAussieGuy

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Now we can start testing the effects of eriee glowing pits on our subjects.

Been there, done that - The Swift Tombs and a few random dwarves are living right inside one.  If you mean pushing a dwarf into one, all that happens is "Urist McFallen has fallen into a deep chasm"


Oh and as a final insult, on top of everything else I've done, I'm going to have ALL of Hell smoothed over and engraved.  The Underworld will be covered with dwarven graffiti!
« Last Edit: October 16, 2011, 09:19:14 am by ThatAussieGuy »
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Oliolli

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So now all named dwarves are stone detaillers?

The Medicine must wait...
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

peskyninja

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Try thrwoing lava at the pits.
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Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me

Thou son of a b*tch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f**k thy mother.

Loud Whispers

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Don't think anyone else died LoudWhispers, your dwarf was also been killed and interred.  Didn't see what got you, though.  Hope seeing the wall in-person, as it were, was worth it  :P

I go hiking... And come back to find I've died.

Bother.

Also I'm a ghost.


WOOOWOWOoOOOWowoOWOWOWOwoOWOooo

Loud Whispers

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**Congradulations for utterly dominating hell with your roflin checkerboard :D

Musashi

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*claps*
Now you've gotten rid of demons and sealed off Hell... I guess it's only a matter of days before the Heavens fall down and angels descend to punish you.  :D
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I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears that your Dwarves are all in fact elephants.

Loud Whispers

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*claps*
Now you've gotten rid of demons and sealed off Hell... I guess it's only a matter of days before the Heavens fall down and angels descend to punish you.  :D

Aussie prolly has another board game to deal with them.

DORF MONOPOLY

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*claps*
Now you've gotten rid of demons and sealed off Hell... I guess it's only a matter of days before the Heavens fall down and angels descend to punish you.  :D

Aussie prolly has another board game to deal with them.

DORF MONOPOLY
Dorf Bingo? Dorf Scrabble? Dorf Life?

EveryZig

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Aussie prolly has another board game to deal with them.

DORF MONOPOLY
I could see Dorf Monopoly working. The invaders travel around a square dodge-trap path, with a group of marksdwarves on a platform in the center shooting at them. If they fall off, the stairs back up go through the 'jail' area, which is a hatch/pit trap for trapping small groups of enemies to use as military training later.
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Soaplent green is goblins!

Loud Whispers

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Aussie prolly has another board game to deal with them.

DORF MONOPOLY
I could see Dorf Monopoly working. The invaders travel around a square dodge-trap path, with a group of marksdwarves on a platform in the center shooting at them. If they fall off, the stairs back up go through the 'jail' area, which is a hatch/pit trap for trapping small groups of enemies to use as military training later.

Land on go to collect your kitten.

HorridOwn4ge

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What about dwarven Magic the gathering?
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

EveryZig

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What about dwarven Magic the gathering?
Of dwarfemon.
Gotta cage em all!
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Soaplent green is goblins!

Mego

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Loud Whispers, your sig (as well as my previous musical work for Failcannon) has inspired me:

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Massive respect for the guy who embarrassed, conquered, and colonized Hell. *brofist*

Oaktree

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Congratulations!  :D

How soon until the first batch of Hell Mead hits the dwarven dining room?
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