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Have I turned breaching the HFS from the most terrifying and challenging thing a dwarf can do into a simple and hilarious thing that anyone can do?

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Author Topic: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)  (Read 314917 times)

ThatAussieGuy

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STILL waiting for Hell to finish filling with Magma.  I sent Mego III to dig out the last adamantine spire and whack a hole to the magma sea to speed things up a little.  Sadly, Mego III; Glutton for Punishment, bled to death for his efforts.

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Mego

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You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".

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You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".
If it doesn't end in "agma", it will end in an IV for you.

Mego

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You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".
If it doesn't end in "agma", it will end in an IV for you.


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ThatAussieGuy

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You know what to do.

It starts with an 'M'.

And ends with "ego the IV".
If it doesn't end in "agma", it will end in an IV for you.


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Hellopolis is slowly flooding with magma, the dwarves are probably all doomed and you want back IN?!...


Alright then



edit:  Oh and here's how Hellopolis looks right now.  Necro910 should enjoy these pics


Spoiler:  Northern Hellopolis (click to show/hide)


Spoiler:  Southern Hellopolis (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 10, 2011, 10:37:56 pm by ThatAussieGuy »
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Mego

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But I'm a dumb male. You asshole.

Oh well, at least my (fourth) death will be swift!

ThatAussieGuy

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But I'm a dumb male. You asshole.

Oh well, at least my (fourth) death will be swift!

Hey! There were only two unnamed dwarves left.  Also, I've got 20 dorfbucks that say you get trapped in your Hellvilla by the magma and starve to death slowly.

edit:  I've also made a fascinating discovery of what's most likely a bug.  If you obsidianize water that's on an engraved floor, it engraves the cast obsidian

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I've also discovered that magma on it's own destroys engravings, but leaves the smoothed floor
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But I'm a dumb male. You asshole.

Oh well, at least my (fourth) death will be swift!

Hey! There were only two unnamed dwarves left.  Also, I've got 20 dorfbucks that say you get trapped in your Hellvilla by the magma and starve to death slowly.

edit:  I've also made a fascinating discovery of what's most likely a bug.  If you obsidianize water that's on an engraved floor, it engraves the cast obsidian

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've also discovered that magma on it's own destroys engravings, but leaves the smoothed floor
If Necro911 is still alive, trap him in the magma for me  ;D

ThatAussieGuy

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I've got something special in mind for Necro911...

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #1000 on: November 11, 2011, 01:36:30 am »

Thanks to my lack of understanding how bridges retract, my attempt to fling you into the magma only resulted in you flying up into the ceiling one level above.  You were stunned and bruised, but otherwise fine.


Also, 'woot, 1000 posts'.  I'll put a little special update up momentarily


How could I give an epic ending for the militia dwarves and myself, considering that there are no more invasions?  Yes, that's right.  Myself.


Spoiler:  That Aussie Dwarf (click to show/hide)

Well, the only thing left of Hell is the Glowing Pit beneath the Throne of Hell.  And no-one knows what's down there.  I think me, Shem and Doren visit and make it my Summer Home

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All that supported the Throne of Hell was a single pathway.  That was removed by Shem and off we went.

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If you listen through the throneroom door into the abyss, you'll probably hear the sound of the three of them fighting and building a pleasant little cottage and garden.  All built around the Throne and it's spoils


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Engraved over the door to what was the throneroom is a simple message in dwarven for any that might live to see it before magma seals the paradise away from any who might crave it for their own.  Translated, it reads as follows

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #1001 on: November 11, 2011, 06:50:48 am »

Oh dear.  Necro911 has passed on.  And not from his beloved magma either



I'm not cold-hearted though - I've ordered the door removed on your Hellvilla and set Necro911's corpse as forbidden.  Eventually the magma will claim it
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #1002 on: November 11, 2011, 09:00:43 am »

Who still live? Once hell is as full as it will get, you should turn invaders back on and wait for the few remaining ones to get killed by gobbos.

Is Oliolli III still alive, or am I long dead (again)?
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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #1003 on: November 11, 2011, 12:24:29 pm »

Engraved over the door to what was the throneroom is a simple message in dwarven for any that might live to see it before magma seals the paradise away from any who might crave it for their own.  Translated, it reads as follows

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I was expecting:
"My name is ThatAussieGuy, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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Have them killed. Nothing solves a problem quite as effectively as simply having it killed.

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Re: An AussieGuy Project - The Dwarven Checkerboard and siezing the HFS (spoilers)
« Reply #1004 on: November 11, 2011, 01:55:23 pm »

It's... It's so beautiful... :(

I hope I die defending a door from magma.
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