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Author Topic: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail  (Read 14352 times)

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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 2
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2011, 11:15:20 am »

Ow.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 2
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2011, 11:23:46 am »

(Uhhh, exactly how much more is "Some more"?)
2 orcs
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 2
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2011, 01:05:03 pm »

"Hmm, I don't think we're ready for that kind of a fight yet..."

Try to find another way into the school.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 2
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2011, 02:57:30 pm »

Uriel is quite annoyed at this thing, so he let it taste a few Fireballs.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 2
« Reply #49 on: October 10, 2011, 12:48:33 am »

Uriel is quite annoyed at this thing, so he let it taste a few Fireballs.
Does that mean that you will try to use fireball 2 times?
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 2
« Reply #50 on: October 10, 2011, 09:21:46 am »

Uriel is quite annoyed at this thing, so he let it taste a few Fireballs.
Does that mean that you will try to use fireball 2 times?

(Yes, you could say that.)
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 2
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2011, 02:08:02 pm »

Conchobar does not value his chances against the warboss, so he stays at a distance for the moment and casts Summon Skeleton.

(Uhhh, exactly how much more is "Some more"?)
I suppose you want to attack the orcs with the skeleton?
Oh,and don't worry,the turn will be posted tomorrow.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 3
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2011, 02:09:07 pm »

Conchobar does not value his chances against the warboss, so he stays at a distance for the moment and casts Summon Skeleton.

(Uhhh, exactly how much more is "Some more"?)
I suppose you want to attack the orcs with the skeleton?
Summon the skeleton, but not engage if possible, see how the teachers are doing.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail
« Reply #53 on: October 15, 2011, 02:53:35 pm »

Conchobar&Frelock
Conchobar does not value his chances against the warboss, so he stays at a distance for the moment and casts Summon Skeleton.

(Uhhh, exactly how much more is "Some more"?)
You draw the magic circle in the ground,[4] and a skeleton appears [-10 mana]
"Hmm, I don't think we're ready for that kind of a fight yet..."

Try to find another way into the school.
You [4] sneak into the school and find Erik,another one of the students,summoning a water golem.
Orc Warboss
The warboss [5] isn't fooled by such simple tactics,and charges at Redrick(One of the teachers),altought he doesn't swing his blade very well,[1] the teacher is caught by surprise and the orc's sword hits his chest[Damage=8-1+Critical Hit=14][Armour Save=1,2,6,2,6,5,6,3,5,1,1,3,6,2,1=6 Damage prevented by armor,Total damage=8]
Orcs
One of the orcs,instead of following the warboss,attacks the water illusion
Nicholas
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Seeing how dangerous the orc warboss was,the teacher tries to cast tsunami to kill him[1-1=0].
The teacher whished he hadn't done that.The spell goes out of control and a GIGANTIC wave strucks everybody with a fearsome force.[Damage=9+3=12]
Nicholas has been struck down
[Damage=3+7=10]
Redrick has been struck down
The orc warboss manages to swim and doesn't die,but he's heavely hurt.[Damage=9+6=15]
The other orc almost dies[Damage 6+3=9]


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Erik
After telling the students to keep the heads down and hide, I summon an illusory water golem behind the green things to help the teachers. It'll have my face so the teachers know it's not an enemy.
You [3] summon a water golem,but fail to give it your face,however the teachers [5] [3+1=4] notice your magic on it and don't attack it.
Orc #2
However,[6] the second orc isn't as stupid as the first one , finds out that you summoned the golem and tries to attack you

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Ryn&GezGez
Ryn chirped cutely as the Goblins head went sailing off into the horizon. She seemed a bit surprised at her own strength.

"Eep!

These things are sharp, Gez. Who knew?"


She flicked the black blood off her sword and stalked forward.

"Hurry up-let's see the state the school is in. We should probably be quiet though.

In truth-and, this is just speaking hypothetically-two young mages who enjoy each others company, who were thought to have perished when their school was attacked, could-in theory-take on entirely new identities, and use their magic for whatever they wanted to. Just, to put the idea out there."


She smiled and grabbed gezgez by the arm-he looked a bit stunned-and began pulling him along.

Action: Sneak up to the school and see whats happening
"You... you enjoy my company too?!?"

Action: Follow Ryn sneakily whilst looking a bit stunned. Prepare Fireball for casting.
You try to sneak up to the school [1][6] and when you arrive you see an orc warboss with two of his bodyguards fighting against 2 teachers,and then a gigantic wave hitting everyone.Sadly,you don't see  an orc that was behind you,but he sees you and starts to attack.
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Uriel Ultim
Uriel is quite annoyed at this thing, so he let it taste a few Fireballs.
You try casting 2 fireballs at the same time,[1-1=0] [3-1=2]and the result is a gigantic fire explosion that hurts you a lot.[Damage=3+4=7][-50 mana].
The goblin tries to attack you,but he also gets caught in the explosion and is vaporized.[1-1=0][Damage=5+5+6+6=26].
Kalissar [2] can't escape from the explosion and is hurt too.[Damage:1+4=5]

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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail
« Reply #54 on: October 15, 2011, 03:27:09 pm »

Uriel tries to stand up, wondering why the hell he just did that.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail
« Reply #55 on: October 15, 2011, 03:29:36 pm »

I'm not sure I trust water spells anymore.

I headshot the orc with Icicle.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail
« Reply #56 on: October 15, 2011, 03:43:35 pm »

"His sword is much bigger than mine. I'm not sticking around to find out what he does with it, personally..."

Ryn turned on her heels and prepared a quick flare spell to blind the monster so she could run away.

Blind the Orc with Light Ray and run away from the university into the safety of the forest.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail
« Reply #57 on: October 15, 2011, 03:45:22 pm »

Let loose a fearsome roar and charge the warboss, make my skeleton finish off the other orc.
"THIS IS OUR SCHOOL, DIE MAGGOTS!"
(Would it be at all possible for me to actually use the huge sword?)
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail
« Reply #58 on: October 15, 2011, 04:00:41 pm »

Gezgez, bewildered, isn't sure what to do. He decides he should also flee into the forest, away from the orc that has so scared the brave and mighty Ryn.

Cast Fireball at the orc and flee in the same direction as Ryn.
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Re: Roll to be a BATTLE WIZARD Chapter I:The School,Turn 4:Epic Fail
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2011, 11:39:51 pm »

Charge in sync with Conchobar, attacking the Warboss from the flank.
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