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[Hitty40]

I took down an SU-8 in my M6 halfway across the map.

World of Tanks.

[Biag]

My trusty 8-bit boots brought holy justice to a Goomba insurgent.

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Do you really have to ask?

[Angel Of Death]

I brutally slaughtered 2 young people and recorded it. I then sold it on a snuff movie website. Level 4 movie director for the win!

[SirAaronIII]

Suddenly, 2 lions. I charged at them with my black bronze jagged spear, and managed to get both of them to give in to pain, but not before one tore open my left leg and I couldn't stand anymore. Soon after, it fainted and I finished it, then walked over to the other unconscious one and finished it too.

DF, Genesis mod

[Silent_Thunder]

GMing a game of Paranoia. Give one player an order to kill another, and give the third guy an order to place a package at the mission objective. The first guy tries to throw the target into a flaming pit, and the third guy pushes them both. He then delivers the package into the now extinuished with corpses pit. It was a TacNuke. So I guess as GM I managed to kill an entire sector.

[Geen]

^rofl.

In paranoia, I gave to people orders to steal each others hats and replace them with their own. You can guess the rest.

[hemmingjay]

I brutally slaughtered 2 young people and recorded it. I then sold it on a snuff movie website. Level 4 movie director for the win!

game?

[Necro910]

Looking at paranoia, that looks hilarious. Too bad there are no pen-and-paper players around here. And I have no idea how to play 

Tell them all to have identical packages, then tell them to switch with the other. Cue napalm.

I brutally slaughtered 2 young people and recorded it. I then sold it on a snuff movie website. Level 4 movie director for the win!

game?

Who said it was a game?

[Itnetlolor]

Almost killed a horrorterror via "Dash" O'Pepper method. I used everything in the room I could reach. at least 5 boxes, 3 barrels, and 3 sandbags, and the damn thing only wobbled and shrugged it off and walked out of the room with it's gaping maw insulting me in this manner or more like :►

Surprisingly, I was clear sanity the entire time, even looking at it eye-to-eye.

Spoiler: Bug/game mechanic maybe? (click to show/hide)

These things are like the old Daleks from the old seasons of Doctor Who. They can't climb, and apparently being a surface level above it (counter-tops and other tall surfaces) count as hiding. No SAN loss while looking at it, and minor provocation until it thinks "fuck it" and ignores you. If I can't kill it, I might as well attempt to mount it.

GO FORTH MY NOBLE STEED!

Yeah, I think I'm no longer creeped out by them (actually, I'm already hardened to these kinda of things. I've seen worse.); just the helplessness of not being able to fight back. However, I think I really can shield myself from their notice like Solid Snake. I just need a box to keep me obscured, as well as not looking at it, and put distance between it and me.

I might be able to break the game now.

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Amnesia: The Dark Descent

[Akura]

Stuck a Dark Jedi Master between a rock and a hard place forcefield and a piece of red-hot durasteel that was on a conveyor belt.

He lived for a surprising number of seconds, being crushed like that.

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Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy. Shortly thereafter, I somehow got Alora to trip off a high ledge into a bottomless pit, and die, despite being a cheap bastard and choke-throwing her over the edge(note: enemies will break your grip even if they're over a lethal drop) doesn't seem to work on her.

[UltraValican]

After 200+ shots to the heads ,torso, and legs and a motolove cocktail bath I shot a wallywog in the chest and killed it

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DF-Deon Wasteland Mod

[lordcooper]

I brutally slaughtered 2 young people and recorded it. I then sold it on a snuff movie website. Level 4 movie director for the win!

game?

I'm assuming it's one of the Manhunt games?

[Tres_Huevos]

Sounds kind of like Beautiful Escape: Dungeoneer, to me.

[Akura]

Burned photographs of Ronald Reagan in front of a death-squad trooper.

Then I felt sick about it, got drunk, and went to sleep.

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LCS. The death-squad memeber was someone who just wouldn't give up his Conservative beliefs.

Or at least, not quickly enough. I wanted him as a sleeper.