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Mullet Master

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!! ESPIONAGE !!
« on: October 08, 2011, 07:35:13 pm »

When you open your eyes, all you can see is the ceiling of an airplane. You're on a mission again, this time traveling halfway across the world. You take a look at your watch, it's a little after 6:00AM, but that is meaningless now because you've crossed so many time zones. You take a quick drink of water from a bottle and then start looking under your seat for your briefcase.
You sit the briefcase on your tray table and open the briefcase , trying to remember the details of your assignment. The first thing you pull out is your identification card. Of course, everything on this card is false, but is required to maintain your cover. It has been carefully selected by your agency to be the most believable. What does it say?

NAME: _____________________
AGE : ________ SEX : ________
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : ________
OCCUPATION : ______________


To clarify, this game will be an experiment in forum game mechanics.  The main character will be controlled by more-or-less popular consensus. Some actions will be decided by random rolls, and your characters "stats" will be revealed within the first few turns.

The "new" mechanic is that I am going to allow suggestions for selected non player characters.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2011, 07:53:50 pm by Mullet Master »
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2011, 07:37:19 pm »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION : CAMEL SALESMAN
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2011, 11:23:03 pm »

NAME: Juhana Seppa
AGE : 22 SEX : Male
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : Finland
OCCUPATION : Sound Engineer
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 12:02:04 am »

NAME: Briar Charleson
AGE : 26 SEX : Yes Male
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : Scotland
OCCUPATION : Hitman
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2011, 12:19:54 am »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION : CAMEL SALESMAN
So much yes.
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2011, 01:14:45 am »

NAME: Angus McNotaspy
AGE : 42 SEX : Male
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : Canterlot
OCCUPATION : Funereal Engineer
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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2011, 01:17:56 am »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION: Director of Business Development.

((a used camel salesman would hardly have the funds for an international flight, as a spy, we need to fit the disguise.))
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 01:25:53 am »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION: Director of Camel Breeding and Supply.

((a used camel salesman would hardly have the funds for an international flight, as a spy, we need to fit the disguise.))

Fixed that for ya.
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 01:31:32 am »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION: Director of Camel Breeding and Supply.

((a used camel salesman would hardly have the funds for an international flight, as a spy, we need to fit the disguise.))

Fixed that for ya.

I'm okay with this.
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 01:31:47 am »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION: Director of Camelidae Expansion and Marketing.

Fixed again, "Camel Breeding" makes it sound like he's in the buisness of some sort of camel brothel.

Edit: and tonight I realized I can be very stubborn.
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 02:02:16 am »

Camel brothel's are a lucrative business!
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 02:13:01 am »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION: Director of Camelidae Expansion and Marketing.

Fixed again, "Camel Breeding" makes it sound like he's in the buisness of some sort of camel brothel.

I like this though maybe "Director of Merchandise Expansion and Marketing; Camels International" might be better? A gentler name to make the world accept him as more real might work best.
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2011, 02:20:45 am »

Camels Intentional makes it sound like the cigarette company.
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2011, 03:18:31 am »

How bout...

The Camel Company

or

Dromedary  Incorporated.
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Re: !! ESPIONAGE !!
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2011, 09:44:31 am »

NAME: SAADI ABBAR
AGE : 26 SEX : MALE
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN : OMAN
OCCUPATION: Director of Camel Breeding and Supply.


Fuck Qloos, I HAVE to go with this.
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