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Author Topic: Get off my lawn!  (Read 2065 times)

Mlittle

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Re: Get off my lawn!
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2008, 06:09:00 am »
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Originally posted by Crafty Barnardo:
<STRONG>A hydra learns to respect other people's property the hard way.</STRONG>

Today on Bay 12 Area news:
The Hydra rights activists are concerned about the dwarven police butality while trying to apprehend a hydra hooligan. In response, the sheriff of the  dwarven police said, that they have only done what was the necesary minimum to reeducate the misguided youth.

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McDoomhammer

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Re: Get off my lawn!
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2008, 08:08:00 am »
... The hydra in question, who can't be named for legal reasons, has been skinned, butchered, dissected and served with an Anti-Social Behaviour Order.  However, the fortress guard have released an *engraving* of the offender.
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"KILL, KILL, KILL! NOTHING SHALL STAND BETWEEN US AND THE CEREAL BAR!"
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