Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4

Author Topic: All Hail The Great Toady  (Read 4300 times)

Armok

  • Bay Watcher
  • God of Blood
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2011, 07:05:45 am »

Armok is just me. I frequently go ^_^ and love My Little Pony.
Logged
So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Ultimuh

  • Bay Watcher
  • One two three, DEATH!
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2011, 08:52:04 am »

Armok is just me. I frequently go ^_^ and love My Little Pony.

The most devious of us all. o_o; WE ARE DOOMED!
Logged
Steam: Ultimuh
Kongregate: Ultimuh
Guns Of Icarus: Uriel Ultim
World Of Tanks (eu): Ultimuh
War Thunder: Ultimuh
FFXIV A REALM REBORN: Uriel Ultim (Cereberus) Kurinrin Krillinlin (Leviathan)

King DZA

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ruler of all things ruleable
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2011, 05:51:27 pm »

So, wait...I forsook myself...?
Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\

Well this is embarrassing. And also a tad confusing, considering bloodshed has normally been something I've tried to avoid. Something must be done about this...





Aha, i got it! I didn't forsake Armok himself(or...myself). But rather, theidea of him.

I forsook the Armokist(Armokian?) ideals/attitude. This solution works perfectly, as it turns it into more of a symbolic thing, and makes me look less totally retarded.

So you forsake the idea of your own existance?  ???

No, wait. Shit, um...What i meant was, uh...

Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(

No worries, you will always have magma.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I thought Necro already had dibs on magma god? And i have no desire for cupcakes, as i am not a MLP fan, and i greatly prefer muffins.

How about omnipotent god-king of everything? I like that one.

Urist Imiknorris

  • Bay Watcher
  • In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2011, 06:17:30 pm »

How about the god of lies cake.
Logged
Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

EveryZig

  • Bay Watcher
  • Adequate Liar
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2011, 07:11:00 pm »

Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(
You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.
Logged
Soaplent green is goblins!

King DZA

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ruler of all things ruleable
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2011, 10:37:21 pm »

Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(
You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.

That...That could work.

!!crundle!!

  • Bay Watcher
  • EVERYONE, I AM ON FIRE
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2011, 10:58:06 pm »

Armok is just me. I frequently go ^_^ and love My Little Pony.

HEY ARMOK

KHORNE WAS HERE, AND HE SAID YOU DONT HAVE A CHAMPION AS COOL AS KHARN!

IS THAT TRUE?

ALSO, WHICH PONY IS YOUR FAVORITE?!
Logged
w̷̦̬̹̣͕̙͖͑̓̌̓̑̄͒͋͜͝h̙̩͈̱͚̳̳̪͖̙͕̥̳ͥ̍̔͂̑̿̓̍̑ͣ͆̅̀͢y̧̼̭͎͓̟̺͉̰͎̱̜ͫ̂́͗̐̑́w̢̬̪͈̲̽̋́̈̓ͨ̄͐̿̓ͧ̇ͩ̏ͫ̑̎͟͡ḩ̡͍̫̣̹̬̙̭͊ͯͯ̉͡y̔ͥ̏͛̀̂̎̆ͥͮ̐̍̈̏͆̓̅̒҉̢̘͚͎̠̻̣̯̥̠̙̤̪̮̝̲̜̪́̕̕ͅw̸̗̻̱ͭͣͦͤ̇̑̅͗ͨͬ͋̉͊ͨ͂͜hͩͪ̋ͣ̇̔͂ͧ̍̾͂͏̨̠͕̼̟͙̳̺͕̥͔̜̮̩̰̲̞̼y̴̸̵̪͕̜̪̙̦̘ͧ̽̇ͭͭͬͯ̾̈́̐̂̉͆͒ͤ̌̀̕w̺̟͙͙̭͇̟̮͉̯͈͖̩͔͊͛ͧͯ̀̿ͣͪ͂ͪ͘̕͠ͅh̷̴̷̢͉͖̺̦̣͙̓ͧ̅͋ͪ̾̓͒̌̒ͯ̇́ͯ̕y̋ͪ̓̒̈́͞͏̤̗̞̲̪͚̮̤̫̪̺̪̫̕w̸͔̺̱̼̪̮̘̟͖̭̱͓͈̜͇͚͉̙͊̈́ͦ̅̋̂ͩ̓͗́̚͡ͅĥ̶̨̟̺͕̌͆͒͑ͦͨ̉͆͜͜ý̧͓̼̘̯͉̘̺̩͇̻͈͔̖͎̜͍ͭ̌ͩ͟͝͞

Urist Imiknorris

  • Bay Watcher
  • In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2011, 11:15:04 pm »

Urist McBerserk can beat Kharn in a fight.
Logged
Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

!!crundle!!

  • Bay Watcher
  • EVERYONE, I AM ON FIRE
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2011, 11:27:01 pm »

Urist McBerserk can beat Kharn in a fight.

Problem:

Khârn is the dorfiest human ever. See picture.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged
w̷̦̬̹̣͕̙͖͑̓̌̓̑̄͒͋͜͝h̙̩͈̱͚̳̳̪͖̙͕̥̳ͥ̍̔͂̑̿̓̍̑ͣ͆̅̀͢y̧̼̭͎͓̟̺͉̰͎̱̜ͫ̂́͗̐̑́w̢̬̪͈̲̽̋́̈̓ͨ̄͐̿̓ͧ̇ͩ̏ͫ̑̎͟͡ḩ̡͍̫̣̹̬̙̭͊ͯͯ̉͡y̔ͥ̏͛̀̂̎̆ͥͮ̐̍̈̏͆̓̅̒҉̢̘͚͎̠̻̣̯̥̠̙̤̪̮̝̲̜̪́̕̕ͅw̸̗̻̱ͭͣͦͤ̇̑̅͗ͨͬ͋̉͊ͨ͂͜hͩͪ̋ͣ̇̔͂ͧ̍̾͂͏̨̠͕̼̟͙̳̺͕̥͔̜̮̩̰̲̞̼y̴̸̵̪͕̜̪̙̦̘ͧ̽̇ͭͭͬͯ̾̈́̐̂̉͆͒ͤ̌̀̕w̺̟͙͙̭͇̟̮͉̯͈͖̩͔͊͛ͧͯ̀̿ͣͪ͂ͪ͘̕͠ͅh̷̴̷̢͉͖̺̦̣͙̓ͧ̅͋ͪ̾̓͒̌̒ͯ̇́ͯ̕y̋ͪ̓̒̈́͞͏̤̗̞̲̪͚̮̤̫̪̺̪̫̕w̸͔̺̱̼̪̮̘̟͖̭̱͓͈̜͇͚͉̙͊̈́ͦ̅̋̂ͩ̓͗́̚͡ͅĥ̶̨̟̺͕̌͆͒͑ͦͨ̉͆͜͜ý̧͓̼̘̯͉̘̺̩͇̻͈͔̖͎̜͍ͭ̌ͩ͟͝͞

Cruxador

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2011, 02:08:35 am »

The first page of this thread is on-topic and then the last post is cupcakes.
Then the second page is ponies.

Goddamnit, guys.
Logged

Urist Imiknorris

  • Bay Watcher
  • In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2011, 02:23:28 am »

Problem:

Khârn is the dorfiest human ever.

What's dwarfier - the dwarfiest human or the angriest dwarf?
Logged
Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Ultimuh

  • Bay Watcher
  • One two three, DEATH!
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2011, 02:26:56 am »

Problem:

Khârn is the dorfiest human ever.

What's dwarfier - the dwarfiest human or the angriest dwarf?

Number 3! Cacame Awemedinade!
Logged
Steam: Ultimuh
Kongregate: Ultimuh
Guns Of Icarus: Uriel Ultim
World Of Tanks (eu): Ultimuh
War Thunder: Ultimuh
FFXIV A REALM REBORN: Uriel Ultim (Cereberus) Kurinrin Krillinlin (Leviathan)

Deimos56

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING: unicorpion]
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #27 on: October 15, 2011, 02:34:09 am »

Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(
You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.

That...That could work.
Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...

It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
Logged
I'm curious what the barely conscious ai wrote about.
Well that went better than expected.  He went nuts and punched a rabbit to death, then the dogs and the whole dining hall ripped him to shreds.

Remalle

  • Bay Watcher
  • quack
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #28 on: October 15, 2011, 02:41:05 am »

Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(
You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.

That...That could work.
Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...

It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
Being composed purely of blood, dwarves shed blood in his name, which their supreme deity absorbs into his body to become bigger and more powerful.  It makes so much sense.
Logged

IT 000

  • Bay Watcher
  • Strange Mood
    • View Profile
Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #29 on: October 15, 2011, 01:23:25 pm »

The first page of this thread is on-topic and then the last post is cupcakes.
Then the second page is ponies.

Goddamnit, guys.

I wonder what the 3rd page will be about.
Logged

***CORROSION v2.14***
<<<More Than Just Zombies>>>
Back from the Dead!
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4