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Author Topic: All Hail The Great Toady  (Read 4290 times)

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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2011, 01:33:55 pm »

Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...

It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
But that would be like offering wood to elves. (If the elves could make your head explode.)
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2011, 05:04:03 pm »

Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...

It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
But that would be like offering wood to elves. (If the elves could make your head explode.)
Why do you think fortresses implode into mindless tantrum spirals so often?
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2011, 05:34:30 pm »

Why do you think fortresses implode into mindless tantrum spirals so often?
So they incur his wrath so often that they just find it to be buisiness as usual? An interesting thought...
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2011, 07:36:24 pm »

What if Armok is, like, in all of us, man?
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« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2011, 09:27:40 pm »

What if Armok is, like, in all of us, man?

Considering he's the god of blood, not specifically dwarf blood or anything, he is.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2011, 11:40:45 pm »

Alright, fine. I'm sticking with omnipotent god-king of everything then.

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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2011, 01:38:56 am »

The first page of this thread is on-topic and then the last post is cupcakes.
Then the second page is ponies.

Goddamnit, guys.

I wonder what the 3rd page will be about.

So far seems to be about... Armok?

What the hell is happening here?

Oh, right, right. On-Topic WASN'T about Armok... My mistake.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2011, 01:40:58 am »

The first page of this thread is on-topic and then the last post is cupcakes.
Then the second page is ponies.

Goddamnit, guys.

I wonder what the 3rd page will be about.

So far seems to be about... Armok?

What the hell is happening here?

Oh, right, right. On-Topic WASN'T about Armok... My mistake.

This made me think..

If a thread about derailing is derailed.. is it on topic?
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2011, 10:26:31 am »

Naw, it ends up in an ocean somewhere.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2011, 11:12:27 am »

Naw, it ends up in an ocean somewhere.
Made of walruses for some impractical reason.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2011, 12:30:07 pm »

I came to this thread, thinking it would be a collection of thank-you's to Toady.





It is not.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2011, 12:35:24 pm »

It is better.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2011, 01:10:39 pm »

Armok is just me. I frequently go ^_^ and love My Little Pony.

HEY ARMOK

KHORNE WAS HERE, AND HE SAID YOU DONT HAVE A CHAMPION AS COOL AS KHARN!

IS THAT TRUE?

ALSO, WHICH PONY IS YOUR FAVORITE?!
OH YA? MY CHAMPIONS ARE WAY COOLER! LIKE, ummm... These guys for example: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=1548.0

Also, all the ponies are the best pony.

Bah, I don't wanna be a blood god damn it. >:(
You could always go for being literally a god of blood, as opposed to all those other 'Blood Gods' who are really gods of bloodshed.
The difference is like the difference between a god of food and a god of pie fights.

That...That could work.
Maybe Armok *is* literally a god of blood...

It's just that his worshippers are so enthusiastic about offering it to him...
Being composed purely of blood, dwarves shed blood in his name, which their supreme deity absorbs into his body to become bigger and more powerful.  It makes so much sense.
That's pretty much how it works actually.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2011, 03:53:18 pm »

If Armok is fueled by the blood of Dwarves, then obviously the deadliest animals on the planet (carp, elephants and badgers) must be avatars of Armok himself. They are here to shed blood in his name. Which, in turn, means that Armok himself must appear as a 200-foot-tall humanoid badger with the head of a carp and the tusks of an elephant, wearing a suit of armor composed entirely of kitten bones and the tears of children.

That, or it turns out Armok is an Elf.
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Re: All Hail The Great Toady
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2011, 05:31:57 pm »

So, wait...I forsook myself...?
Yes. You're an auto-atheist. Or something to that effect. :-\
That reminds me of that one guy from Godhood...

Actually, a new Godhood would be nice right about now.
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